(kinda) one year ago today: to my little sister on her 16th birthday
two years ago today: pizza + chocolate milk = gurgly stomach
the week is kinda like riding a slide
weeks and slides are basically the same:
the getting to the fun part seems to take so long
and then the fun part is over in an instant!
wtf amirite?
(kinda) one year ago today: remembering things is so overrated anyway
two years ago today: tyson: I.O.U. a samwich
four years ago today: you better give that back.
poor terry, he never learns
member when terry asked to be in a cocoa comic?
i had to kick em in the nuts
plus put em in a cocoa comic.
guess what?
he asked me AGAIN.
some people just never learn!
p.s. terry, i’m real sorry for the head trauma,
but i hope you like the comic!
two years ago today: meet the queens of sass
(kinda) three years ago today: it’s no secret: j is into dinos for mega reals
now we basically have a pet snail
there’s a snail
who lives outside our place.
we named him slimey.
we try to find him every day.
he’s basically like our new pet snail.
slimey is faster and a little greener than the other snails
(those are his cousins, btw)
that’s how we can tell that it’s him.
one year ago today: way to kill no. 46: push off a cliff
two years ago today: before visiting frads in alaska, cocoa never even seen a real-life chief singing at the super market
three years ago today: cocoa’s mom = best mom
picking what to grow up to be is confusing
when i was real little
i wanted to be a cowgirl when i grew up
but then i grew up a little bit
and realized i wanted to be a ballerina
but i only wanted to be ballerina until
i learned about jane goodall and primates and stuff
then i wanted to be a primate zoologist
now i’m kinda almost grown up
and i’m not even any of those things!
but sometimes i like to put on my cowgirl boots
and my super fancy tutu
and watch some old-timey jane goodall documentaries on vhs
what did you wanna be?!
one year ago today: j ate all of cocoa’s gummy vitamins
(kinda) two years ago today: the least screamy bug situation ever
(kinda) three years ago today: j & cocoa finally go to the beach!
four years ago today: today, we have a graph:
sometimes i am dumb
to answer your question it was like a lil chihuahua corgi mix.
those are called chigis!
THEY ARE REAL CUTE.
(kinda) one year ago today: my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*
three years ago today: do it right or don’t do it at all!
four years ago today: toast toasting toast!
einstein surgery update: SUCCESS!
here’s ein post surgery:
as you can see, he’s not particularly thrilled about the cone,
but at least he’s got a regular heart now!
the doctor says everything went as well as it possibly could have.
that is good news, btw.
i’m so happy i can’t stop screaming.
:)
einstein’s gettin a new ticker!
today einstein is getting heart surgery!
after our chloe girl went to feast at the all-u-can-eat buffet in the sky,
ein’s heart started actin mega wonky.
the vet says he basically has a broken heart!
i know, i know:
that’s basically the sweetest saddest thing anyone’s ever heard
in the whole history of sweet sad things.
after the surgery he’s supposed to be 100%.
except j says that ein is still gonna be a lil derpy.
there’s no surgery to fix that.
keep your fingers crossed that the surgery is successful, will ya?
one year ago today: so i been living on a diet of easter candy
two years ago today: since j had surgeries cocoa is his nurse
three years ago today: oh you want maths? i’ll give ya maths!
