i know all the dogs in the neighborhood
ALL OF THEM
they are my pals
& i know their people when i see them
nothing gets by me!
i have a lot of crazy neighbors.
mostly old ladies who like to tell me about stuff.
one of em gets a little possessive
if she sees me talking to anyone else:
then again, sometimes i am the weird neighbor.
please don’t tell anyone.
sometimes when j and i go for a walk i run away and hide somewhere.
like around a corner, behind a mailbox, up in a tree, under a truck.
cept this last time i was hiding in my neighbor’s bushes.
turns out he was sitting on his front deck
& was real weirded out about me sneaking around in his yard.
i was all
“can we have this conversation later? you’re really blowin up my spot”
one year ago today: chad is a fellow snail lover
(kinda) one year ago today: alternative forms of communication