there are some rules we got about beds:
einstein can sleep on top of the duvet
but NOT on the pillows or sheets
i’ll give you one wild guess
where he always parks his butt for a snooze.
if you guessed “on the lava”
you’re 1000000000% correct.
if you guessed “on the part he is allowed to”
then you are givin einstein way too much credit.
thanks for playing!
one year ago today: NEWS FLASH: balloon animals are not just for kids
(kinda) two years ago today: cocoa’s biggest fan
three years ago today: big deal: cocoa lets j try her ice creams
look, i get real banged up cause i do lots of cool stuff.
like just recently i scaled a 12 foot fence just to prove to the boys that i could.
sure i got pretty scraped up
(needed all kindsa band-aids)
& the whole time i was screaming
NOBODY LOOK AT MY BUTT
(because i was wearing a dress)
but i successfully conquered that fence.
everyone was super impressed
(but mostly glad i did not fall to my death).
one year ago today: way to kill #67: poisonous cake
three years ago today: before you accuse lil ole me…
four years ago today: giggle-face.
i wanna be a fairy in a bad way*
if you know anyone who’s hiring fairies, let me know!
i meet all the qualifications:
i am pretty teensy,
i like glitter
(which is basically like fairy dust if you think about it),
and YOU KNOW i love magic!
what the heck else does a person need to be a fairy?
so what’s your dream job?!
*or a mermaid
one year ago today: FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material
two years ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips