cocoa j

if you don’t wanna know, don’t ask!


cocoa j, e

valid questions slash life’s mysteries

when there is a car that is full of a buncha stuff
you gotta wonder:


we may never know.

one year ago today: cocoa likes the wien truck

two years ago today: einstein likes to oversee housework

four years ago today: cocoa has high aspirations.

einstein & chloe

einstein DGAF about rules

there are some rules we got about beds:

einstein can sleep on top of the duvet

but NOT on the pillows or sheets

aka lava


i’ll give you one wild guess

where he always parks his butt for a snooze.



if you guessed “on the lava”

you’re 1000000000% correct.

if you guessed “on the part he is allowed to”

then you are givin einstein way too much credit.

thanks for playing!


one year ago today: NEWS FLASH: balloon animals are not just for kids

(kinda) two years ago today: cocoa’s biggest fan

three years ago today: big deal: cocoa lets j try her ice creams

cocoa j

i am not accident-prone, i am just a BAMF


look, i get real banged up cause i do lots of cool stuff.

like just recently i scaled a 12 foot fence just to prove to the boys that i could.

sure i got pretty scraped up

(needed all kindsa band-aids)

& the whole time i was screaming


(because i was wearing a dress)

but i successfully conquered that fence.

everyone was super impressed

(but mostly glad i did not fall to my death).

one year ago today: way to kill #67: poisonous cake

three years ago today: before you accuse lil ole me…

four years ago today: giggle-face.

cocoa j

cocoa has a dream job, what is your dream job?

i wanna be a fairy in a bad way*


if you know anyone who’s hiring fairies, let me know!

i meet all the qualifications:

i am pretty teensy,

i like glitter

(which is basically like fairy dust if you think about it),

and YOU KNOW i love magic!

what the heck else does a person need to be a fairy?


so what’s your dream job?!

*or a mermaid

one year ago today: FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material

two years ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips