cocoa j

annnnnnd i found a spider in my boot

i love my cowboy boots!

unfortunately, the weather does not really allow me to wear em often.

but today i dug em outta the back of the closet and put em on.

then i clopped around my apartment, walked einstein down the street,

came back inside and took off my boots.

that’s when a spider fell out.

now i’m gonna do the only thing a person can do in this situation:

spend the rest of my day curled up in a ball,

rocking back and forth

and quietly humming to myself

one year ago today: j is basically a cocoa hog

two years ago today: cocoa’s beauty queen reign is over

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cocoa j

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!

don't be scurred it's just me!

one year ago today: sadly, you have been misinformed