einstein & chloe

happy national dog day!

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einstein & margaret,
my two little nuggets.
<3

three years ago today: cocoa’s modeling limitations

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einstein & chloe

einstein DGAF about rules

there are some rules we got about beds:

einstein can sleep on top of the duvet

but NOT on the pillows or sheets

aka lava

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i’ll give you one wild guess

where he always parks his butt for a snooze.

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if you guessed “on the lava”

you’re 1000000000% correct.

if you guessed “on the part he is allowed to”

then you are givin einstein way too much credit.

thanks for playing!

 

one year ago today: NEWS FLASH: balloon animals are not just for kids

(kinda) two years ago today: cocoa’s biggest fan

three years ago today: big deal: cocoa lets j try her ice creams

einstein & chloe

einstein’s gettin a new ticker!

today einstein is getting heart surgery!

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after our chloe girl went to feast at the all-u-can-eat buffet in the sky,

ein’s heart started actin mega wonky.

the vet says he basically has a broken heart!

i know, i know:

that’s basically the sweetest saddest thing anyone’s ever heard

in the whole history of sweet sad things.

after the surgery he’s supposed to be 100%.

except j says that ein is still gonna be a lil derpy.

there’s no surgery to fix that.

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keep your fingers crossed that the surgery is successful, will ya?

one year ago today: so i been living on a diet of easter candy

two years ago today: since j had surgeries cocoa is his nurse

three years ago today: oh you want maths? i’ll give ya maths!

einstein & chloe

happy 7th birthday einstein!!!!

today is einstein’s birthday!

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i can’t believe my little dude is 7 years old.

this is from when i first met him waaay back when:

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i couldn’t believe my luck.

ein’s got a lot of quirks
like he’s got a wonky heart
and one of his balls never dropped.
plus he’s a TERRIBLE driver.
but damn he is a real treasure.

i’d bet a buncha money i don’t have
that even the coldestheartedest person
couldn’t help but fall in love with him.

he’s really somethin else.

happy birthday einstein!!

being your dog-mom makes me the luckiest girl in the world.

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& i gotta give a shout out to my dog-angel, chloe margarita joy.
she would’ve unofficiallybutofficially turned 13 today.
i miss her a lot.
happy birthday chloe!

one year ago today: happy birthday chloe & einstein!

two years ago today: today is einstein & chloe’s birthday!!!

cocoa j, einstein & chloe

einstein is the worst driver, actually

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even if you are a mega terrible driver,

einstein is worse!

he doesn’t even have a license

& he can’t even reach the peddles or see over the steering wheel.

 

(kinda) one year ago today: i would like to be taller than someone

cocoa j, einstein & chloe

apparently dogs can have their own dogs

since we lost chloe girl, einstein has been acting wonky.

so i took him to the vet.

the doctor told me einstein is depressed!

i asked if he needed to go on dog antidepressants,

i don’t think she thought it was funny.

do you know what the heck she prescribed for poor ein’s broken heart?!

she told me that einstein needs a puppy.

i didn’t know a dog could have a dog,

but the idea is really funny to me.

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the thing is, having a dog is a big responsibility,

especially if you are a dog!

if i get him a puppy, who is gonna feed it

or take it for a walk & clean up it’s doodie?

if einstein wants a puppy so bad, he needs to prove he can take care of it.

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maybe if he gets a job

and starts pulling his weight (~7 pounds) around the house

then i will consider getting him a puppy.

(kinda) one year ago today: one day terry did not ever get online

two years ago today: potatoes + oils + flours = latkes

three years ago today: robrobrob and cocoa’s daycation