today einstein is getting heart surgery!
after our chloe girl went to feast at the all-u-can-eat buffet in the sky,
ein’s heart started actin mega wonky.
the vet says he basically has a broken heart!
i know, i know:
that’s basically the sweetest saddest thing anyone’s ever heard
in the whole history of sweet sad things.
after the surgery he’s supposed to be 100%.
except j says that ein is still gonna be a lil derpy.
there’s no surgery to fix that.
keep your fingers crossed that the surgery is successful, will ya?
one year ago today: so i been living on a diet of easter candy
two years ago today: since j had surgeries cocoa is his nurse
three years ago today: oh you want maths? i’ll give ya maths!