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cocoa SEO: funny google searches part three

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it’s that time again!

you know,

when we look at some kooky search terms people have googled

only to end up here at cocoa likes this!

here we goooooo:

puke means

am i too dumb for cocoa  – nooo! but cocoa might be too dumb for you

pizza friends  – are the best kinda friends. i love you pizza MWAH!

choked out eyes rolled back regain consciousness

i am the bagel king 

its hard bein cheesy – it’s easy bein cheesy (see that took no effort at all)

true facts about skittles – reds are the best that’s all you need to know

sometimes i throw up

two aliens on a planet in love – that is BEAUTIFUL

lover bad breath  — :(

how to be and look like a real indian

dinosaur tummyache

i don’t even wear pants  — join the club! we meet on thursdays

how rude you can be – i don’t even wanna know

shogar rash

who drinks a gallon of chocolate milk a day – j does (PROOF)

can you overdose on gummy vitamins – yes a nurse told me that

pizza y u so good – i ask myself this every day

i drink coffee so i don’t kill

death penalty for kids – cocoa is against this 10000000%

nurse cheetos – sounds like a nice lady!

van without candy – is a waste of a van
 

you can find cocoa SEO part one HERE

and cocoa SEO part two: the pervert edition HERE

 
two years ago today: learnin new thangs bout robrobrobrob
three years ago today: i could eat it all day, every day

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b for bel, cocoa j

from over the hill and far away…

look what i got in the mail:

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a t-shirt!

it came from my friend b from b for bel

she lives in australia

which, if you think about it, is very far away!

i mean, unless you live in australia.

b really picked the perfect shirt for me,

i never ever wear pants!

the last time i put on pants

i took them right back off

and put on a dress.

TRUE STORY.

you want a shirt like this?

b’s got a bunch of different cute & funny t-shirts

over at her website

CLICK HERE TO CHECK EM OUT!

oh you know what?

you should get a ‘no pants’ t-shirt too

then we can be all matchy-matchy twinsies 4 life!!!!1

thanks again b!!

one year ago today:j’s got his own language, no big deal

two years ago today: cocoa climbs on stuff to be able to reach real high

three years ago today: free dranks make us lose our tiny minds

cocoa j, other stuff that cocoa likes, you

cocoa likes this turns 4 & this is the 800th post!

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wowie zowie, can you believe it?

cocoa likes this is 4 years old today

AND this is the 800th post.

double whammy!

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this coming up year i’m gonna do a site redesign

PLUS open up an etsy shop

so keep your eyes peeled!

k this is my shameless FACEBOOK and TWITTER plug.

long story long, i love drawlin pictures and sharing them with you.

i’m super grateful for all the love, positive feedback,

& encouragement i’ve received

and the friendships i’ve made through this lil website.

i wanna give an extra special thank you to YOOOU

for comin to peep my pictures.

it means a lot!

please except this virtual hug

and use this as an excuse

to take yourself out for some pizza or ice cream!

i love all yall.

heart,

cocoa

one year ago today: COCOA LIKES THIS IS 3 YEARS OLD

two years ago today: cocoa likes this is 2 years old today!

three years ago today: getting in the car and driving far away

four years ago today: my first day of posts

b for bel, cocoa j

peep my guest post at b for bel

member my friend bel from b for bel?

i did a guest post for her & it’s up!

you can find it HERE <– click click click

a little teaser, just for fun:

(kinda) one year ago today:  we basicallyyy won the lottery is the thing

cocoa j

i got hacked, but it was by a kinda funny hacker

guys! recently my twitters got hacked

i received an email from a real nice man who informed me

that i was sending some weirdy spam messages.

i never even sent a DM in my life so i knew i got hacked.

i peeped my outgoing messages and there were tons!

to my own followers, people i follow, and some complete strangers.

but the hacker messages were kinda funny!!

one of them simply said “I’m gonna stab you”

which actually sounds like me…

anyway, here are some of my favorite hacker messages!

okay that last one is clearly not me. i would never eat fat free yogurt!

i like to believe this hacker was trying out their material

and i really think they should take their act on the road!

but seriously no more hacking. that’s just plain rude.

oh and since we’re on the subject, if you don’t already follow me on twitter

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER.

who knows maybe you’ll get a kooky DM from me someday!

one year ago today: put on some tasty jams and shake ya thang

cocoa j

cocoa SEO: funny google searches part two

a few weeks ago i shared some really funny google search terms
that people had used to find cocoa likes this!
now i bring you…

THE PERVERT EDITION!

these are actual search terms that lead visitors here.

lady parts
panties on head
teeties
cocoa ass
– NOT appropriate
cocoas boobies
– doubly NOT appropriate (because there are 2, get it?)
nipple cat
fap comics
fap material
excellent fap material – why settle for regular if you can have EXCELLENT
boner
boners means
what is a boner
mans big boner
a mans boner
reality tv boners – there is no such thing, reality tv is the opposite of boners
man’s privates
soft d*ck
preenis
the adult toy.com
i wanna lick your toes 
dont fap for a day
– that is asking a lot of a person!
wanna fap you

so yeah i apologize to anyone who came across this site
looking for something smexy
only to find cute stick figures of a girl who loves candy and screaming.

true story: one time when i was like 9, my big brother was having some of his friends over. we were watching that movie Jack with Robin Williams and the kids in the movie were saying they wish they got a boner for christmas. and i asked “what is a boner” and no one said anything, so i asked my mom in front of all these poor pubescent boys. she said “do you really want to know?” and i was like “duh!” but when she whispered it in my ear, i screamed “EWWWWW” and they all looked very ashamed. that is how i learned what a boner is. also, why none of em ever wanted to hang out with me again.

(kinda) one year ago today: DOG NEWS!