cocoa j

my neighbor gets jealous when i talk to other neighbors

i have a lot of crazy neighbors.
mostly old ladies who like to tell me about stuff.
one of em gets a little possessive
if she sees me talking to anyone else:



then again, sometimes i am the weird neighbor.

please don’t tell anyone.


cocoa j

way to kill no. 53: up, up 7 away

just strap em to a rocket, light the fuse and PSSSHHOOOOOW!

(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa has a lot in common with her old person friend

cocoa j

way to kill no. 46: push off a cliff

while they’re plunging to their death they can take in all the scenery.

you’re actually doing them a favor!

one year ago today: before visiting frads in alaska, cocoa never even seen a real-life chief singing at the super market


cocoa j

way to kill no. 88: electrocution

the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.

then toss a toaster in there and  zzzzZZZT!!

(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides

cocoa j

i am well known in my apartment building

the other day when i was out, i ran into a lady who apparently lives in my building.

wow, way to put me on the spot, but…
yes, the answer is yes.

one year ago today: tyson is special brand of person