i know all the dogs in the neighborhood
ALL OF THEM
they are my pals
& i know their people when i see them
nothing gets by me!
i wanna be a fairy in a bad way*
if you know anyone who’s hiring fairies, let me know!
i meet all the qualifications:
i am pretty teensy,
i like glitter
(which is basically like fairy dust if you think about it),
and YOU KNOW i love magic!
what the heck else does a person need to be a fairy?
so what’s your dream job?!
*or a mermaid
one year ago today: FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material
two years ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips
since we lost chloe girl, einstein has been acting wonky.
so i took him to the vet.
the doctor told me einstein is depressed!
i asked if he needed to go on dog antidepressants,
i don’t think she thought it was funny.
do you know what the heck she prescribed for poor ein’s broken heart?!
she told me that einstein needs a puppy.
i didn’t know a dog could have a dog,
but the idea is really funny to me.
the thing is, having a dog is a big responsibility,
especially if you are a dog!
if i get him a puppy, who is gonna feed it
or take it for a walk & clean up it’s doodie?
if einstein wants a puppy so bad, he needs to prove he can take care of it.
maybe if he gets a job
and starts pulling his weight (~7 pounds) around the house
then i will consider getting him a puppy.
(kinda) one year ago today: one day terry did not ever get online
two years ago today: potatoes + oils + flours = latkes
three years ago today: robrobrob and cocoa’s daycation
handcrafted & submitted by our good fran robocopter.