i know all the dogs in the neighborhood
ALL OF THEM
they are my pals
& i know their people when i see them
nothing gets by me!
i wanna be a fairy in a bad way*
if you know anyone who’s hiring fairies, let me know!
i meet all the qualifications:
i am pretty teensy,
i like glitter
(which is basically like fairy dust if you think about it),
and YOU KNOW i love magic!
what the heck else does a person need to be a fairy?
so what’s your dream job?!
*or a mermaid
one year ago today: FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material
two years ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips