cocoa j

way to kill no. 88: electrocution

the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.

then toss a toaster in there and  zzzzZZZT!!

(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides

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cocoa j

way to kill no 21: the choke out

be sure to choke em till their eyes roll back in their head.

otherwise they will regain consciousness & things get awkward.

one year ago today: uh-oh: j got cocoa a twitter account

cocoa j

way to kill #3: get stabby

ground rules for stabbin someone to death:

ALWAYS stab from the front. the back is just rude and only for the cowardly

one year ago today: cocoa lives her life searchin for 90s sitcom actors