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RUDE: looking a gift pitcher in the mouth





if you haven’t died in a cocoa comic, you haven’t truly lived

(kinda) one year ago today: cocoasso

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way to kill no. 53: up, up 7 away

just strap em to a rocket, light the fuse and PSSSHHOOOOOW!

(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa has a lot in common with her old person friend

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way to kill no. 46: push off a cliff

while they’re plunging to their death they can take in all the scenery.

you’re actually doing them a favor!

one year ago today: before visiting frads in alaska, cocoa never even seen a real-life chief singing at the super market

 

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way to kill no. 88: electrocution

the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.

then toss a toaster in there and  zzzzZZZT!!

(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides

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way to kill no 21: the choke out

be sure to choke em till their eyes roll back in their head.

otherwise they will regain consciousness & things get awkward.

one year ago today: uh-oh: j got cocoa a twitter account

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way to kill #67: poisonous cake

NOTE: i know it seems rude to kill a person on their birthday

but they prolly deserve it, ya know?

(kinda) one year ago today: according to j, the dogs are living the dream