cocoa j, einstein & chloe

today einstein is eleven



in honor of his 11th trip around the sun,

let’s look at some of his highlights from the past year:


this is einstein looking cute AF in a people bed



and this is what he looks like in HIS MINIATURE BED



here he is eating a candy cane bone



einstein contemplating life, covered in pillows



from the time he crashed craft night



a company sent me a bag with einstein’s face on it so I put him in the bag, I had no choice




I did not put him in this ikea bag, but here is a picture of him in an ikea bag



a different company sent me a rainbow dick lollipop so this is a photo of him next to a rainbow dick lollipop



einstein on a pile of laundry, looking kind of grumpy, actually!



here he is stuck in the back of the sofa:



einstein in a suitcase because he likes to go on vacation, too!



this is einstein thinking of pizza



this is einstein and a tiny piece of pizza!



and here is the special boy on a motorcycle because he is bad to the bone



who am I kidding? he’s the sweetest little dog angel ever.


cocoa j, e

great minds think asimilar

sometimes e & i are on the same page.

other times…

not so much.


close enough, right?


cocoa j, e, einstein & chloe

e : cocoa :: george : einstein

e & i have been friends for a long time.

like, 20 years!

but never once did i get to be the taller one.

oh except for that one time i was standing on the roof

and she was on the ground

and okay

i know that doesn’t really even count.


i guess it just makes sense that when she finally got a puppy (george!)

he was already waaaay bigger than einstein will ever be


even with the size difference, einstein is the boss dog.

e : cocoa :: george : einstein


oh, p.s. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!

one year ago today: february is dental health month

two years ago today: cocoa lost her shoes in the event of a samwich run

three years ago today: new york believes in soda tax?!

cocoa j, einstein & chloe

einstein is the worst driver, actually



even if you are a mega terrible driver,

einstein is worse!

he doesn’t even have a license

& he can’t even reach the peddles or see over the steering wheel.


(kinda) one year ago today: i would like to be taller than someone

cocoa j, einstein & chloe

apparently dogs can have their own dogs

since we lost chloe girl, einstein has been acting wonky.

so i took him to the vet.

the doctor told me einstein is depressed!

i asked if he needed to go on dog antidepressants,

i don’t think she thought it was funny.

do you know what the heck she prescribed for poor ein’s broken heart?!

she told me that einstein needs a puppy.

i didn’t know a dog could have a dog,

but the idea is really funny to me.


the thing is, having a dog is a big responsibility,

especially if you are a dog!

if i get him a puppy, who is gonna feed it

or take it for a walk & clean up it’s doodie?

if einstein wants a puppy so bad, he needs to prove he can take care of it.


maybe if he gets a job

and starts pulling his weight (~7 pounds) around the house

then i will consider getting him a puppy.

(kinda) one year ago today: one day terry did not ever get online

two years ago today: potatoes + oils + flours = latkes

three years ago today: robrobrob and cocoa’s daycation