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today einstein is eleven

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EINSTEIN!

in honor of his 11th trip around the sun,

let’s look at some of his highlights from the past year:

 

this is einstein looking cute AF in a people bed

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and this is what he looks like in HIS MINIATURE BED

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here he is eating a candy cane bone

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einstein contemplating life, covered in pillows

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from the time he crashed craft night

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a company sent me a bag with einstein’s face on it so I put him in the bag, I had no choice

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I did not put him in this ikea bag, but here is a picture of him in an ikea bag

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a different company sent me a rainbow dick lollipop so this is a photo of him next to a rainbow dick lollipop

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einstein on a pile of laundry, looking kind of grumpy, actually!

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here he is stuck in the back of the sofa:

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einstein in a suitcase because he likes to go on vacation, too!

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this is einstein thinking of pizza

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this is einstein and a tiny piece of pizza!

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and here is the special boy on a motorcycle because he is bad to the bone

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who am I kidding? he’s the sweetest little dog angel ever.

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sometimes i am dumb

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to answer your question it was like a lil chihuahua corgi mix.

those are called chigis!

THEY ARE REAL CUTE.

(kinda) one year ago today: my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*

three years ago today: do it right or don’t do it at all!

four years ago today: toast toasting toast!

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great minds think asimilar

sometimes e & i are on the same page.

other times…

not so much.

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close enough, right?

RIGHT?

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e : cocoa :: george : einstein

e & i have been friends for a long time.

like, 20 years!

but never once did i get to be the taller one.

oh except for that one time i was standing on the roof

and she was on the ground

and okay

i know that doesn’t really even count.

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i guess it just makes sense that when she finally got a puppy (george!)

he was already waaaay bigger than einstein will ever be

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even with the size difference, einstein is the boss dog.

e : cocoa :: george : einstein

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oh, p.s. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!

one year ago today: february is dental health month

two years ago today: cocoa lost her shoes in the event of a samwich run

three years ago today: new york believes in soda tax?!

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einstein is the worst driver, actually

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even if you are a mega terrible driver,

einstein is worse!

he doesn’t even have a license

& he can’t even reach the peddles or see over the steering wheel.

 

(kinda) one year ago today: i would like to be taller than someone

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apparently dogs can have their own dogs

since we lost chloe girl, einstein has been acting wonky.

so i took him to the vet.

the doctor told me einstein is depressed!

i asked if he needed to go on dog antidepressants,

i don’t think she thought it was funny.

do you know what the heck she prescribed for poor ein’s broken heart?!

she told me that einstein needs a puppy.

i didn’t know a dog could have a dog,

but the idea is really funny to me.

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the thing is, having a dog is a big responsibility,

especially if you are a dog!

if i get him a puppy, who is gonna feed it

or take it for a walk & clean up it’s doodie?

if einstein wants a puppy so bad, he needs to prove he can take care of it.

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maybe if he gets a job

and starts pulling his weight (~7 pounds) around the house

then i will consider getting him a puppy.

(kinda) one year ago today: one day terry did not ever get online

two years ago today: potatoes + oils + flours = latkes

three years ago today: robrobrob and cocoa’s daycation

 

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