einstein & chloe

einstein’s gettin a new ticker!

today einstein is getting heart surgery!


after our chloe girl went to feast at the all-u-can-eat buffet in the sky,

ein’s heart started actin mega wonky.

the vet says he basically has a broken heart!

i know, i know:

that’s basically the sweetest saddest thing anyone’s ever heard

in the whole history of sweet sad things.

after the surgery he’s supposed to be 100%.

except j says that ein is still gonna be a lil derpy.

there’s no surgery to fix that.


keep your fingers crossed that the surgery is successful, will ya?

one year ago today: so i been living on a diet of easter candy

two years ago today: since j had surgeries cocoa is his nurse

three years ago today: oh you want maths? i’ll give ya maths!

cocoa j, einstein & chloe

cocoa misses ein: part 2


currently, there is a tiny 5 lb einstein-shaped void in cocoa's life.