cocoa j

picking what to grow up to be is confusing

when i was real little
i wanted to be a cowgirl when i grew up

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but then i grew up a little bit
and realized i wanted to be a ballerina

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but i only wanted to be ballerina until
i learned about jane goodall and primates and stuff
then i wanted to be a primate zoologist

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now i’m kinda almost grown up
and i’m not even any of those things!

but sometimes i like to put on my cowgirl boots
and my super fancy tutu
and watch some old-timey jane goodall documentaries on vhs

what did you wanna be?!

one year ago today: j ate all of cocoa’s gummy vitamins
(kinda) two years ago today: the least screamy bug situation ever
(kinda) three years ago today: j & cocoa finally go to the beach!
four years ago today: today, we have a graph:

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cocoa j

cocoa has a dream job, what is your dream job?

i wanna be a fairy in a bad way*

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if you know anyone who’s hiring fairies, let me know!

i meet all the qualifications:

i am pretty teensy,

i like glitter

(which is basically like fairy dust if you think about it),

and YOU KNOW i love magic!

what the heck else does a person need to be a fairy?

exactly.

so what’s your dream job?!

*or a mermaid

one year ago today: FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material

two years ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips

cocoa j

k sometimes i am not the boss

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one year ago today: cocoa was outta town, j barely survived

two years ago today: a puddle can entertain cocoa for a few minutes*