do you want to feel vaguely uncomfortable? it’s your lucky day!
here’s a video of einstein licking j’s foot for about a minute straight.
at first, you’ll be like “aww, that lil guy is only as big as a foot!”
then at about the :20 mark, you’ll be like “why is it still happening?”
by the end you’ll feel like you need to take a shower.
j hasn’t been able to look ein in the eye ever since.
one year ago today: j has a way with words