cocoa j, einstein & chloe

today einstein is eleven

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EINSTEIN!

in honor of his 11th trip around the sun,

let’s look at some of his highlights from the past year:

 

this is einstein looking cute AF in a people bed

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and this is what he looks like in HIS MINIATURE BED

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here he is eating a candy cane bone

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einstein contemplating life, covered in pillows

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from the time he crashed craft night

doing-crafts

 

a company sent me a bag with einstein’s face on it so I put him in the bag, I had no choice

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I did not put him in this ikea bag, but here is a picture of him in an ikea bag

ikea-bag

 

a different company sent me a rainbow dick lollipop so this is a photo of him next to a rainbow dick lollipop

next-to-a-dick-lollipop

 

einstein on a pile of laundry, looking kind of grumpy, actually!

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here he is stuck in the back of the sofa:

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einstein in a suitcase because he likes to go on vacation, too!

suitcase

 

this is einstein thinking of pizza

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this is einstein and a tiny piece of pizza!

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and here is the special boy on a motorcycle because he is bad to the bone

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who am I kidding? he’s the sweetest little dog angel ever.

puppy-forever

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einstein & chloe

einstein finally sees his reflection:

after 7 and a half years on this planet

and about 7 and a quarter years of me holding a mirror in his face saying

“THAT’S YOU! LOOK AT YOU!!”

einstein has finally seen his reflection.

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except i don’t think he gets it.

(he thinks he’s a person

and i don’t have the heart to break it to him

that he is, in fact, a dog.)

one year ago today: there are 2 different kindsa people in this world

(kinda) two years ago today: j likes to wake up early; cocoa does not

(kinda) three years ago today: j makes the darndest toasts

four years ago today: if it were legal, we’d be married.

 

einstein & chloe

einstein DGAF about rules

there are some rules we got about beds:

einstein can sleep on top of the duvet

but NOT on the pillows or sheets

aka lava

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i’ll give you one wild guess

where he always parks his butt for a snooze.

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if you guessed “on the lava”

you’re 1000000000% correct.

if you guessed “on the part he is allowed to”

then you are givin einstein way too much credit.

thanks for playing!

 

one year ago today: NEWS FLASH: balloon animals are not just for kids

(kinda) two years ago today: cocoa’s biggest fan

three years ago today: big deal: cocoa lets j try her ice creams

cocoa j, einstein & chloe

meanwhile, in bizarro world:

einstein draws pictures of cocoa

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cocoa hates ice cream

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wtf bizarro world

y u so crazy?

(kinda) one year ago today: comicbookgirl19 fan arts!

two years ago today: weird interview was weird