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do you love micheladas? i love micheladas

micheladas. they are delicious. I love them.

 

 

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some people say they can’t get past the thought of drinking clam juice.

I hear you!

I don’t understand you, but I hear you.

 

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today einstein is eleven

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EINSTEIN!

in honor of his 11th trip around the sun,

let’s look at some of his highlights from the past year:

 

this is einstein looking cute AF in a people bed

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and this is what he looks like in HIS MINIATURE BED

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here he is eating a candy cane bone

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einstein contemplating life, covered in pillows

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from the time he crashed craft night

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a company sent me a bag with einstein’s face on it so I put him in the bag, I had no choice

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I did not put him in this ikea bag, but here is a picture of him in an ikea bag

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a different company sent me a rainbow dick lollipop so this is a photo of him next to a rainbow dick lollipop

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einstein on a pile of laundry, looking kind of grumpy, actually!

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here he is stuck in the back of the sofa:

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einstein in a suitcase because he likes to go on vacation, too!

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this is einstein thinking of pizza

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this is einstein and a tiny piece of pizza!

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and here is the special boy on a motorcycle because he is bad to the bone

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who am I kidding? he’s the sweetest little dog angel ever.

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you can’t take me anywhere

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I need an adult! (to help me run my life)

any volunteers???

 

 

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sometimes you gotta do self promotion and stuff

did I tell you I am in a band? well, I am. it’s called Crooked Runner.

I sing and my brother plays guitar (and also sings!).

this is what we look like, pretty much:

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if you want to give us a listen, check out our soundcloud HERE.

and like us on facebook HERE.

:) :) :)

6 years ago today: this is a perfect example of “none yer business”

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I’m cheesy AF and I don’t care who knows it

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you don’t even know the half of it tbh

4 years ago today: when it comes to t-give i have zero self control

(kinda) 5 years ago today: why can’t my job be going on vacation?

6 years ago today: speaking of candy joo-ree — ATOMIC DOG

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if you don’t wanna know, don’t ask!

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