other stuff that cocoa likes

cocoa SEO: funny google searches part three


it’s that time again!

you know,

when we look at some kooky search terms people have googled

only to end up here at cocoa likes this!

here we goooooo:

puke means

am i too dumb for cocoa  – nooo! but cocoa might be too dumb for you

pizza friends  – are the best kinda friends. i love you pizza MWAH!

choked out eyes rolled back regain consciousness

i am the bagel king 

its hard bein cheesy – it’s easy bein cheesy (see that took no effort at all)

true facts about skittles – reds are the best that’s all you need to know

sometimes i throw up

two aliens on a planet in love – that is BEAUTIFUL

lover bad breath  — :(

how to be and look like a real indian

dinosaur tummyache

i don’t even wear pants  — join the club! we meet on thursdays

how rude you can be – i don’t even wanna know

shogar rash

who drinks a gallon of chocolate milk a day – j does (PROOF)

can you overdose on gummy vitamins – yes a nurse told me that

pizza y u so good – i ask myself this every day

i drink coffee so i don’t kill

death penalty for kids – cocoa is against this 10000000%

nurse cheetos – sounds like a nice lady!

van without candy – is a waste of a van

you can find cocoa SEO part one HERE

and cocoa SEO part two: the pervert edition HERE

two years ago today: learnin new thangs bout robrobrobrob
three years ago today: i could eat it all day, every day


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