cocoa SEO: funny google searches part three

cocoa-seo-part-three

it’s that time again!

you know,

when we look at some kooky search terms people have googled

only to end up here at cocoa likes this!

here we goooooo:

puke means

am i too dumb for cocoa  – nooo! but cocoa might be too dumb for you

pizza friends  – are the best kinda friends. i love you pizza MWAH!

choked out eyes rolled back regain consciousness

i am the bagel king 

its hard bein cheesy – it’s easy bein cheesy (see that took no effort at all)

true facts about skittles – reds are the best that’s all you need to know

sometimes i throw up

two aliens on a planet in love – that is BEAUTIFUL

lover bad breath  — :(

how to be and look like a real indian

dinosaur tummyache

i don’t even wear pants  — join the club! we meet on thursdays

how rude you can be – i don’t even wanna know

shogar rash

who drinks a gallon of chocolate milk a day – j does (PROOF)

can you overdose on gummy vitamins – yes a nurse told me that

pizza y u so good – i ask myself this every day

i drink coffee so i don’t kill

death penalty for kids – cocoa is against this 10000000%

nurse cheetos – sounds like a nice lady!

van without candy – is a waste of a van
 

you can find cocoa SEO part one HERE

and cocoa SEO part two: the pervert edition HERE

 
two years ago today: learnin new thangs bout robrobrobrob
three years ago today: i could eat it all day, every day

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