it’s that time again!
when we look at some kooky search terms people have googled
only to end up here at cocoa likes this!
here we goooooo:
am i too dumb for cocoa – nooo! but cocoa might be too dumb for you
pizza friends – are the best kinda friends. i love you pizza MWAH!
choked out eyes rolled back regain consciousness
i am the bagel king
its hard bein cheesy – it’s easy bein cheesy (see that took no effort at all)
true facts about skittles – reds are the best that’s all you need to know
sometimes i throw up
two aliens on a planet in love – that is BEAUTIFUL
lover bad breath — :(
how to be and look like a real indian
i don’t even wear pants — join the club! we meet on thursdays
how rude you can be – i don’t even wanna know
who drinks a gallon of chocolate milk a day – j does (PROOF)
can you overdose on gummy vitamins – yes a nurse told me that
pizza y u so good – i ask myself this every day
i drink coffee so i don’t kill
death penalty for kids – cocoa is against this 10000000%
nurse cheetos – sounds like a nice lady!
van without candy – is a waste of a van
you can find cocoa SEO part one HERE
and cocoa SEO part two: the pervert edition HERE
two years ago today: learnin new thangs bout robrobrobrob
three years ago today: i could eat it all day, every day