einstein & chloe

einstein DGAF about rules

there are some rules we got about beds:

einstein can sleep on top of the duvet

but NOT on the pillows or sheets

aka lava

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i’ll give you one wild guess

where he always parks his butt for a snooze.

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if you guessed “on the lava”

you’re 1000000000% correct.

if you guessed “on the part he is allowed to”

then you are givin einstein way too much credit.

thanks for playing!

 

one year ago today: NEWS FLASH: balloon animals are not just for kids

(kinda) two years ago today: cocoa’s biggest fan

three years ago today: big deal: cocoa lets j try her ice creams

cocoa j, seib

seib knows just what to say to make ya feel good

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JUST SO YOU KNOW:

i did not brush my hair before we left.

i do not cave to peer pressure.

unless it’s about, like,

one more scoop of ice cream

or drugs.

jk jk jk

STAY IN SCHOOL

SAY NO TO DRUGS.

related: seib knows how to charm a lady

one year ago today: VIDEO: einstein licking j’s toe for a minute straight

two years ago today: j has a way with words

three years ago today: practicin scientific observation: part 2

cocoa j, einstein & chloe

meanwhile, in bizarro world:

einstein draws pictures of cocoa

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cocoa hates ice cream

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wtf bizarro world

y u so crazy?

(kinda) one year ago today: comicbookgirl19 fan arts!

two years ago today: weird interview was weird

other stuff that cocoa likes

cocoa SEO: funny google searches part three

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it’s that time again!

you know,

when we look at some kooky search terms people have googled

only to end up here at cocoa likes this!

here we goooooo:

puke means

am i too dumb for cocoa  – nooo! but cocoa might be too dumb for you

pizza friends  – are the best kinda friends. i love you pizza MWAH!

choked out eyes rolled back regain consciousness

i am the bagel king 

its hard bein cheesy – it’s easy bein cheesy (see that took no effort at all)

true facts about skittles – reds are the best that’s all you need to know

sometimes i throw up

two aliens on a planet in love – that is BEAUTIFUL

lover bad breath  — :(

how to be and look like a real indian

dinosaur tummyache

i don’t even wear pants  — join the club! we meet on thursdays

how rude you can be – i don’t even wanna know

shogar rash

who drinks a gallon of chocolate milk a day – j does (PROOF)

can you overdose on gummy vitamins – yes a nurse told me that

pizza y u so good – i ask myself this every day

i drink coffee so i don’t kill

death penalty for kids – cocoa is against this 10000000%

nurse cheetos – sounds like a nice lady!

van without candy – is a waste of a van
 

you can find cocoa SEO part one HERE

and cocoa SEO part two: the pervert edition HERE

 
two years ago today: learnin new thangs bout robrobrobrob
three years ago today: i could eat it all day, every day