Archive for May, 2013

how scientology won me over:

the other day my girlfran & i went to the scientology centre

to try out their brunch.

i heard their waffles are out of this world!

i know people give scientology a hard time cause like aliens or whatever

but waffles are waffles even if they come from outerspace

and anyway i wanted to decide for myself.


well first of all, everyone was super nice

and the brunch was good.

no waffles were served on this day,

but they did have other stuff like

deviled eggs, shrimp, and pancakes…


but that’s not even the best part.

the best part is, they were having a festival!!

they musta known i was coming

because there were pony rides,


and not one but TWO bounce houses!


i love that stuff!!

boy, they sure got me.

hook, line, & sinker.

i didn’t drink the kool-aid per se

but i sure ate the hell outta that sno-cone.

(kinda) one year ago today: how to: customize icons with your own pictures

(kinda) two years ago today: j will only do one chore

(kinda) three years ago today: memorial day: you know what that means?!

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from over the hill and far away…

look what i got in the mail:


a t-shirt!

it came from my friend b from b for bel

she lives in australia

which, if you think about it, is very far away!

i mean, unless you live in australia.

b really picked the perfect shirt for me,

i never ever wear pants!

the last time i put on pants

i took them right back off

and put on a dress.


you want a shirt like this?

b’s got a bunch of different cute & funny t-shirts

over at her website


oh you know what?

you should get a ‘no pants’ t-shirt too

then we can be all matchy-matchy twinsies 4 life!!!!1

thanks again b!!

one year ago today:j’s got his own language, no big deal

two years ago today: cocoa climbs on stuff to be able to reach real high

three years ago today: free dranks make us lose our tiny minds

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candy shopping is a real thing that people do



(kinda) one year ago today: to my little sister on her 16th birthday

two years ago today: pizza + chocolate milk = gurgly stomach


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the week is kinda like riding a slide


weeks and slides are basically the same:

the getting to the fun part seems to take so long

and then the fun part is over in an instant!

wtf amirite?


(kinda) one year ago today: remembering things is so overrated anyway

two years ago today: tyson: I.O.U. a samwich

four years ago today: you better give that back.

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poor terry, he never learns

member when terry asked to be in a cocoa comic?

here’s a refresher!

i had to kick em in the nuts

plus put em in a cocoa comic.

guess what?

he asked me AGAIN.


some people just never learn!

p.s. terry, i’m real sorry for the head trauma,

but i hope you like the comic!

two years ago today: meet the queens of sass

(kinda) three years ago today: it’s no secret: j is into dinos for mega reals

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now we basically have a pet snail

there’s a snail

who lives outside our place.

we named him slimey.


we try to find him every day.

he’s basically like our new pet snail.

slimey is faster and a little greener than the other snails

(those are his cousins, btw)

that’s how we can tell that it’s him.

one year ago today: way to kill no. 46: push off a cliff

two years ago today: before visiting frads in alaska, cocoa never even seen a real-life chief singing at the super market

three years ago today: cocoa’s mom = best mom

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