look, i get real banged up cause i do lots of cool stuff.
like just recently i scaled a 12 foot fence just to prove to the boys that i could.
sure i got pretty scraped up
(needed all kindsa band-aids)
& the whole time i was screaming
NOBODY LOOK AT MY BUTT
(because i was wearing a dress)
but i successfully conquered that fence.
everyone was super impressed
(but mostly glad i did not fall to my death).
one year ago today: way to kill #67: poisonous cake
three years ago today: before you accuse lil ole me…
four years ago today: giggle-face.