cocoa j

my resolution is the same every year:

just try to make it until midnight


also, don’t wake up in a cold sweat screaming


baby steps.

happy new year’s everybody!

be safe, has fun, & see ya next yeeeaaaar!

(kinda) one year ago today: hope ever-one had a happy new year

two years ago today: get your party on, but keep thangs classy, k?

three years ago today: new year’s with elizabiff

other stuff that cocoa likes

welp here is a mouse in a dandelion


i have been real bad about posting pitchers around here.

it’s the holidays, ya know? i’ve been away from my tablet & scanner,

catching up on sleeps, loving friends & family,

and eating until i am in physical pain.

next week i’m gonna get back on my game.

but until then,

here are a coupla photos taken by a photograher named Matt Binstead:

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as you can see, it’s a little mouse who climbed up a dandelion.

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i guess there’s not much left to say here except maybe


totally related: lady bug + sprinkles = cocoa is screaming right now 

cocoa j

k sometimes i am not the boss

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one year ago today: cocoa was outta town, j barely survived

two years ago today: a puddle can entertain cocoa for a few minutes*



cocoa j, einstein & chloe

of course the dvr breaks when j leaves town


yes i am complaining about first world problems.

but c’mon!

j is back home visitin family

& of course the dvr decided to act all wonky.

it deleted all of our shows & now it won’t work anymore!

how am i sposed to watch jeopardy?

don’t you dare tell me to watch it live because


so basically all i been doing is read my book

& take marathon naps.

(kinda) one year ago today: ein & i have been traveling

two years ago today: cocoa is santa’s lil helper, see?

three years ago today: pp and cocoa did it AGAIN!


seib <3 verrka


i made this pitcher for my fran, seib.

what can i say? he lurrs verrka!

one year ago today: i got some serious crafting in the works

two years ago today: so what if cocoa can fit inside her stocking?

cocoa j

america: land of the free & home of booty clap


i wanna learn to booty clap

& i’m proud to live in a country that gives me the freedom to try.

it’s all part of the american dream!

you know, house with a picket fence, 2.5 kids, dog in the yard,

& booty clappin like there’s no tomorrow.

one year ago today: oh me? i been RUHL busy

two years ago today: the only kinda rich cocoa’ll ever be

three years ago today: cocoa’s real-life job: nanny.