cocoa j

annnnnnd i found a spider in my boot

i love my cowboy boots!

unfortunately, the weather does not really allow me to wear em often.

but today i dug em outta the back of the closet and put em on.

then i clopped around my apartment, walked einstein down the street,

came back inside and took off my boots.

that’s when a spider fell out.

now i’m gonna do the only thing a person can do in this situation:

spend the rest of my day curled up in a ball,

rocking back and forth

and quietly humming to myself

one year ago today: j is basically a cocoa hog

two years ago today: cocoa’s beauty queen reign is over

cocoa j, einstein & chloe

einstein’s thanksgiving feast


one year ago today: cocoa won the spoon lottery

cocoa j

when it comes to t-give i have zero self control



i’m pregnant with a food baby

actually i think it’s twins

(i went for seconds)


two years ago today: speaking of candy joo-ree — ATOMIC DOG

cocoa j

chrimas music on the radio, but it’s 75° out

hard to be chrimassy when it’s sprinkler-jumpin weather!

(kinda) one year ago today: why can’t my job be going on vacation?

cocoa j

cocoa world domination

i either wanna be in charge of the planet

or i wanna GTFO of here and live on the moon.

so what’s it gonna be?

one year ago today: OH NO: now chloe got allergies too

two years ago today: no marathons for this girl: elizabiff does NOT run

three years ago today: cocoa loves the fall!!

cocoa j

it’s hump day, do the humpty dance!

wednesday = humpday

it’s only appropriate you do the humpty dance!



♪ do the humpty hump, just watch me do the humpty hump ♪

if you don’t know the humpty dance OR who humpty hump is

here’s a lil video to learn you about such things:

one year ago today: i have a hard time lettin go of birthdays