guys! recently my twitters got hacked
i received an email from a real nice man who informed me
that i was sending some weirdy spam messages.
i never even sent a DM in my life so i knew i got hacked.
i peeped my outgoing messages and there were tons!
to my own followers, people i follow, and some complete strangers.
but the hacker messages were kinda funny!!
one of them simply said “I’m gonna stab you”
which actually sounds like me…
anyway, here are some of my favorite hacker messages!
okay that last one is clearly not me. i would never eat fat free yogurt!
i like to believe this hacker was trying out their material
and i really think they should take their act on the road!
but seriously no more hacking. that’s just plain rude.
oh and since we’re on the subject, if you don’t already follow me on twitter
who knows maybe you’ll get a kooky DM from me someday!
one year ago today: put on some tasty jams and shake ya thang