Archive for April, 2012

to my bffs2g on her wedding day

today my best friend forever since 2nd grade is getting married

what you can’t see is me, just out of shot.

i am real bad at weddings. i always cry. HARD.

alright — i’ll show you, but it ain’t pretty.

see? embarrassing.

congratulations morgan & elizabeth!!

i love you both & i’ll try to be on my best behavior today.

well, until the reception… that’s when i’m gonna go balls out.



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j tries to trick me to not-go on a trip


one year ago today: the only time you’ll ever hear cocoa admit:

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way to kill no. 88: electrocution

the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.

then toss a toaster in there and  zzzzZZZT!!

(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides

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my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*

c’mon a little jelly bean in the bed never hurt anyone!

*or skittles, bubble gums, cheez-its, etc.

one year ago today: the weather was pretty, now it’s doodie-esque

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i am well known in my apartment building

the other day when i was out, i ran into a lady who apparently lives in my building.

wow, way to put me on the spot, but…
yes, the answer is yes.

one year ago today: tyson is special brand of person

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way to kill no 21: the choke out

be sure to choke em till their eyes roll back in their head.

otherwise they will regain consciousness & things get awkward.

one year ago today: uh-oh: j got cocoa a twitter account

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