this is like, one of the many raisins why i need my girl Stephie L.
(kinda) one year ago today: j is one of those random impulse buyers
ground rules for stabbin someone to death:
ALWAYS stab from the front. the back is just rude and only for the cowardly
one year ago today: cocoa lives her life searchin for 90s sitcom actors
(kinda) one year ago today: for sleepy bear’s sake, thank god it’s friday
three years ago today i signed up with wordpress and posted my first pitcher. now look at me — 697 pitchers and counting! thanks to everyone who has supported, encouraged, and threatened me over the years to keep on drawlin. take a sec to peep through the archives and see how far cocoa’s come! she’s nearly a grown ass woman. it’s unbleevable.
one year ago today: cocoa likes this is 2 years old today!
i went to some adult toy shops to find party favors for
my bffs2g’s bachelorette party.
several of these places asked to see my ID.
boy i bet he was real embarrassed when he saw i am of age!
(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa is goin on a lil weekend trip to see the fam