cocoa j, seib

seib knows how to charm a lady



before you get a hair cut, run it by seib first.

he will have an opinion about it.

oh, P.S. HAPPY LEAP DAY!

cocoa j, e, mike, sleepy bear

so many birthdays, so lil time

if i drew a comic for every single one of my fran’s birthdays that happens this week, i’d have to change the name of the site to somethin like COCOA LIKES BIRTHDAYS (& THAT’S BOUT IT). just doesn’t quite roll off the tongue and plus, i like lotsa other thangs in addition to my unhealthy love of birthdays. so all you birthday folks can share this one pitcher and you’ll like it!!!!!!!!!

i love all yall equally.

eat lots of cake & have someone else buy all your dranks

 

one year ago today: sometimes people say thangs that don’t make sense

cocoa j

musta been that 4th shot of tequila…






steve, if you’re reading this: SORRY.

i promise i won’t cut your breaks, so please return my calls, kthx.

let this be a lesson to us all.

one year ago today: j is a man after cocoa’s own ice creamed heart

einstein & chloe

happy birthday chloe & einstein!

today i celebrate two of my favorite people, chloe & einstein.

6 years ago today, einstein was born.

one of his greatest accomplishments is having the biggest, baddest smell attached to such a tiny body. i don’t know how he does it, but it’s really impressive.

we celebrate chloe’s birthday today, too, since we don’t exactly know when chloe was born. but we have decided that she was definitely born at some point and time.

and i’m really glad she was born. she’s a really classy lady and she doesn’t look a day over 8.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FURBABIES!!!!!!!!!!1

one year ago today: today is einstein & chloe’s birthday!!!

cocoa j, tyson

WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS



sorry, but are you new here?

jk jk but for real, reading internet comments is not for the faint of heart

(even my gramma knows that)

one year ago today:  cocoa the space cadet