the sad part about all this is it’s true

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don’t try to tell me this is shorts & t-shirt weather

November 7, 2011 at 10:35 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged chili today hot tamale, cute stuff, it's too damn cold, the sad part about all this is it's true, weather, what's funny is in cocoa world people don't even wear pants

i get cold real easy

(kinda) one year ago today: fun fact: cocoa is j’s haircutter

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coffee is necessary for maintaining sanity

October 20, 2011 at 9:05 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged coffee, don't be scurred, don't make me kill you!, if you didn't talk so crazy i wouldn't have to scream at you, not cool, scream scream scream, the sad part about all this is it's true, zombie

that ain't right!

one year ago today: if ya need to scream bout anythang, call danika

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sometimes it’s hard to think of somethin to drawl

September 29, 2011 at 4:51 PM · Filed under cocoa j, elizabiff ·Tagged bandaid, bffs2g, drawing, elle karel, pictures, the sad part about all this is it's true, we got lots in common, whose idea was this?

elle karel <= BFFS2G’s pretty pitcher website

one year ago today: j is a hero among beetles

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oh no. i’m goin to jail now, huh?

September 26, 2011 at 2:40 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged cocoa is the kinda adult that hangs out at that park alone waiting for the ice cream man to wheel on through, drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), grown up, jail, lil girls, neighbors, pizza in the mornin pizza in the evenin pizza at suppatime!, prison, the sad part about all this is it's true, you know how i feel bout birthdays

a lil girl in the neighborhood thinks I am her age :/

why don’t I have the courage to tell her I’m a grown up? maybe if I finally came clean, she would quit with the pizza party invites (I have a hard enough time turning down pizza as it is and I’m running out of excuses).

(kinda) one year ago today: j makes the darndest toasts

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please don’t initiate a convo when i’m carry doodie

September 21, 2011 at 11:21 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged awkward moments, cats, cats are a bad choice, chatty cathy, diabetes, dogs are where it's at, doodie, gimme outta here, neighbors, pick up your dog's doodie for goodness sakes!, the sad part about all this is it's true

why me?

one of the most uncomfortable things to me is when a neighbor strikes up a conversation as I’m walking my dogs, carrying sacks fulla doodie. it is especially awkward when I go to wave and then I realize I’m swinging doodie around. next I get embarrassed and sick to my stomach because the tied off bags are not particularly air-tight. this is usually when I break out into a run until the neighbor is out of sight.

the man who just moved into the house down the street stopped me and introduced himself. he reached his hand out to shake. do i use my hand that is holding bags of doodie or the hand that is holding the leashes of two (bad) dogs? he then proceeded to tell me his aunt died and he inherited her cat. shortly after the kitty was diagnosed with diabetes. now I know all the warning signs for feline diabetes, FYI. he even showed me scars all over his body; they are the result of struggling to give the feline its insulin. but now he has a system, so don’t worry.

I’m not really sure why he thought I needed to know all this, unless the moral of the story is: don’t have cats. also, I should probably move to a different neighborhood (one that doesn’t have weirdoes).

one year ago today: this is what being BFFS2G looks like