TYPICAL
one year ago today: the only time you’ll ever hear cocoa admit:
Posts Tagged the sad part about all this is it’s true
my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*
c’mon a little jelly bean in the bed never hurt anyone!
*or skittles, bubble gums, cheez-its, etc.
one year ago today: the weather was pretty, now it’s doodie-esque
Like this:
if dinosaurs came back:
j's got a thing for dinos. i don't wanna talk about it.
one year ago today: UGH: cocoa hate the laundromats
Like this:
why dint you invite me to partake in cookie dough?
i was wonderin why that whole batch of cookie dough only
yielded like 10 cookies opposed to 24
one year ago today: the day someone spilled multiple scalding coffees on cocoa, she won the office’s “wet t-shirt contest”
real housewives of beverly hills: a hazard to boners
i hear ya LOUD AND CLEAR
one year ago today: this is tyson destroying cocoa’s faith in humanity:
WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS
sorry, but are you new here?
jk jk but for real, reading internet comments is not for the faint of heart
(even my gramma knows that)
one year ago today: cocoa the space cadet
FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material
i drew this comic bout a year ago.
then j banned it from ever seeing the light of day.
last week he was givin me a speech like, “don’t ever let anyone censor you!”
after reminding him of this comic, he is now letting me post it.
don’t be embarrassed, you should be flattered!
one year ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips
Like this:
i think j knows somethin & he’s just not tellin me
yesterday i bought two 1/2 gallons of chocolate milks.
today there are two empty 1/2 gallons of chocolate milks in the recycling bin.
i wonder if he knows he has a chocolate milk mustache
(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa and j love those photo booths
cocoa & j can’t really focus on anythin cause we are in the middle of bein obsessed with this game
don’t ask me which game it is, but i’ll give you a hint: it’s an iphone game and it is real bad for if you have like a real life and are sposed to be doin things.
one year ago today: happy MLK day!
