the sad part about all this is it’s true

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sometimes i am dumb

April 23, 2013 at 12:22 PM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged cute stuff, dogs, hotdogs, hotdogs = a$$holes and elbows, j sometimes says i need to think bout what i am saying and not talk so crazy all the time, now i'm confused, the sad part about all this is it's true, valid questions

to answer your question it was like a lil chihuahua corgi mix.

those are called chigis!

THEY ARE REAL CUTE.

(kinda) one year ago today: my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*

three years ago today: do it right or don’t do it at all!

four years ago today: toast toasting toast!

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cocoa is birthdayed out, yall

October 16, 2012 at 9:48 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged birthday, it's never too late to celebrate, rest & relaxations, restin muh eyes, sleepin through the days that you don't want to be a part of, sometimes i get excited the other times i am asleep, the sad part about all this is it's true, waiting a whole year for your next birthday is actually hard work

sunday was my birthday

& we celebrated the whole dang weekend.

now i think i’m gonna take a nap

until next year.

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j’s phone broke. this is zackly how it happened:

September 14, 2012 at 2:17 PM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged breaking things, j inspired comic, pizza coma, pizza in the mornin pizza in the evenin pizza at suppatime!, PIZZA PIZZA!, pizza with a side of more pizza, real life, sometimes i get excited the other times i am asleep, sometimes we call it prizza, the sad part about all this is it's true, true story

one year ago today: the countdown begins!

& just for fun…

(kinda) one year ago today: THIS IS COCOA’S 600TH POST!!!!!1

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i am bad at eating shrimp

August 8, 2012 at 1:54 PM · Filed under cocoa j, graham ·Tagged bad choices, brother and sister, food, i made a mistake, knowledge is power!, not cool, shrimp, sick, sometimes i am bad, the sad part about all this is it's true, you wanna throw up here or you wanna throw up in the car?

i have been a vegetarian for a long long time.

but recently i started eating fish occasionally like sushi and stuff.

i’m still new to the world of sea food,

so when my brother convinced me to order the fried shrimp, i did a bad job

one year ago today: cocoa exercise: chasing the ice cream truck

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cocoa SEO: funny google searches part two

August 6, 2012 at 8:30 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged boner boner boner, boobies, cocoa SEO, fap material, funny google searches, god bless the google road that lead you straight to me, hide and seek, inappropriate, internet, pervert, privates, seek weird stuff and you shall find cocoa likes this, teeties, the sad part about all this is it's true, website

a few weeks ago i shared some really funny google search terms
that people had used to find cocoa likes this!
now i bring you…

THE PERVERT EDITION!

these are actual search terms that lead visitors here.

lady parts
panties on head
teeties
cocoa ass - NOT appropriate
cocoas boobies - doubly NOT appropriate (because there are 2, get it?)
nipple cat
fap comics
fap material
excellent fap material - why just settle for regular if you can have EXCELLENT
boner
boners means
what is a boner
mans big boner
a mans boner
reality tv boners – there is no such thing, reality tv is the opposite of boners
man’s privates
soft d*ck
preenis
the adult toy.com
i wanna lick your toes
dont fap for a day - that is asking a lot of a person!
wanna fap you

so yeah i apologize to anyone who came across this site
looking for something smexy
only to find cute stick figures of a girl who loves candy and screaming.

true story: one time when i was like 9, my big brother was having some of his friends over. we were watching that movie Jack with Robin Williams and the kids in the movie were saying they wish they got a boner for christmas. and i asked “what is a boner” and no one said anything, so i asked my mom in front of all these poor pubescent boys. she said “do you really want to know?” and i was like “duh!” but when she whispered it in my ear, i screamed “EWWWWW” and they all looked very ashamed. that is how i learned what a boner is. also, why none of em ever wanted to hang out with me again.

(kinda) one year ago today: DOG NEWS!