just try to make it until midnight
also, don’t wake up in a cold sweat screaming
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
baby steps.
happy new year’s everybody!
be safe, has fun, & see ya next yeeeaaaar!
(kinda) one year ago today: hope ever-one had a happy new year
two years ago today: get your party on, but keep thangs classy, k?
three years ago today: new year’s with elizabiff
today i know THREE PEOPLE with birthdays
i know what you’re thinking — how did i get to be so lucky?
i ask myself that all the time.
first, there’s joy
she’s my grandma. the best one there is, actually.
next there’s stephie L.
she was my make up artist for miss california
and now we are good friends
lastly there’s terry
he is… um, how do i say this? he’s terry.
happy birthday to each of you!!
i bet there’s at least a half dozen other people with a birthday today as well…
so happy birthday to you too!
happy birthday america!
for 236 you look pretty dang good.
this is what our tonight is gonna look like: we enjoyed the fireworks; ein & chloe hid under the sofa
one year ago today: HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
look, i feel real bad about this but phil is not gonna be able to make it today.
last night we went out to celebrate his big day & he raged pretty hard.
how the heck was i spose to know he can’t handle his liquor?!
plus he’s a TERRIBLE dancer.
one year ago today: forget shadows! what happens if he sees a cocoa?
specially zeus. that guy's a real bad ass.
one year ago today: an analogy for your thursday: favorite pastimes
new years eve, so much promise
new years day, where are my shoes?
one year ago today: new year’s resolutions: something has changed
graham & i got the VIP hook ups
not to brag or nothin, but i also know the king of the internets, too. so there’s that.
one year ago today: word wizardress: givin new meaning to “hot cocoa”
i only get my birthday once a year so i gotta make it count!
one year ago today: today is cocoa’s birthdaaaay!
