if you haven’t died in a cocoa comic, you haven’t truly lived
(kinda) one year ago today: cocoasso
Posts Tagged murder she wrote
way to kill no. 53: up, up 7 away
just strap em to a rocket, light the fuse and PSSSHHOOOOOW!
(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa has a lot in common with her old person friend
way to kill no. 46: push off a cliff
while they’re plunging to their death they can take in all the scenery.
you’re actually doing them a favor!
one year ago today: before visiting frads in alaska, cocoa never even seen a real-life chief singing at the super market
way to kill no. 88: electrocution
the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.
then toss a toaster in there and zzzzZZZT!!
(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides
way to kill no 21: the choke out
be sure to choke em till their eyes roll back in their head.
otherwise they will regain consciousness & things get awkward.
one year ago today: uh-oh: j got cocoa a twitter account
way to kill #67: poisonous cake
NOTE: i know it seems rude to kill a person on their birthday
but they prolly deserve it, ya know?
(kinda) one year ago today: according to j, the dogs are living the dream
way to kill #3: get stabby
ground rules for stabbin someone to death:
ALWAYS stab from the front. the back is just rude and only for the cowardly
one year ago today: cocoa lives her life searchin for 90s sitcom actors
nothin to see here folks!
i was just returning some videotapes, no big dealio
(kinda) one year ago today: once she starts video gamin, she can’t stop
