while they’re plunging to their death they can take in all the scenery.
you’re actually doing them a favor!
one year ago today: before visiting frads in alaska, cocoa never even seen a real-life chief singing at the super market
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way to kill no. 88: electrocution
the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.
then toss a toaster in there and zzzzZZZT!!
(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides
way to kill no 21: the choke out
be sure to choke em till their eyes roll back in their head.
otherwise they will regain consciousness & things get awkward.
one year ago today: uh-oh: j got cocoa a twitter account
way to kill #67: poisonous cake
NOTE: i know it seems rude to kill a person on their birthday
but they prolly deserve it, ya know?
(kinda) one year ago today: according to j, the dogs are living the dream
way to kill #3: get stabby
ground rules for stabbin someone to death:
ALWAYS stab from the front. the back is just rude and only for the cowardly
one year ago today: cocoa lives her life searchin for 90s sitcom actors
nothin to see here folks!
i was just returning some videotapes, no big dealio
(kinda) one year ago today: once she starts video gamin, she can’t stop
sometimes i need to get my dreams off my chest
wow, that felt really good to get off my chest. i been feeling real bad about it.
but for some raisin i think he’s been avoiding me ever since.
one year ago today: cocoa has violated all the new year resolutions
dangit, i just destroyed an entire village
i will never forgive myself for this
OH NO!: pillow fight gone wrong
i just don't know my own strenth
one year ago today: some people need coffees to function
