i have a lot of crazy neighbors.
mostly old ladies who like to tell me about stuff.
one of em gets a little possessive
if she sees me talking to anyone else:
eek!
then again, sometimes i am the weird neighbor.
please don’t tell anyone.
Posts Tagged i’m not crazy you’re crazy
my neighbor gets jealous when i talk to other neighbors
cocoa is a BAMF*
*the kinda BAMF that doesn’t wanna wreck her manicure
one year ago today: j went on a spaghetti bender
way to kill no. 53: up, up 7 away
just strap em to a rocket, light the fuse and PSSSHHOOOOOW!
(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa has a lot in common with her old person friend
j’s got his own language, no big deal
man i bet in some alternate universe j is the king and friturday is the day of the week where everyone worships him. and it’s always happy hour.
one year ago today: cocoa climbs on stuff to be able to reach real high
way to kill no. 46: push off a cliff
while they’re plunging to their death they can take in all the scenery.
you’re actually doing them a favor!
one year ago today: before visiting frads in alaska, cocoa never even seen a real-life chief singing at the super market
way to kill no. 88: electrocution
the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.
then toss a toaster in there and zzzzZZZT!!
(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides
i am well known in my apartment building
the other day when i was out, i ran into a lady who apparently lives in my building.
wow, way to put me on the spot, but…
yes, the answer is yes.
one year ago today: tyson is special brand of person
way to kill #67: poisonous cake
NOTE: i know it seems rude to kill a person on their birthday
but they prolly deserve it, ya know?
(kinda) one year ago today: according to j, the dogs are living the dream
