THIS IS A HUNDRED PER CENT TRUE STORY:
when j & i were on vacation, we ordered room service. it was fancy!
the best part was when i opened my napkin…
SIX — YES, 6 — spoons fell out!
i felt like the luckiest girl in the world. i couldn’t even bleeve it!
j got ZERO spoons.
so i gave all my silverwares to j and ate with my hands.
one year ago today: cocoa’s neighb has 4 dogs; that’s too many