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RUDE: looking a gift pitcher in the mouth

September 11, 2012 at 11:42 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged don't make me kill you!, giving gifts for no raisin is magic, how rude, i know people who would kill to die in a cocoa comic, murder she wrote, to die in a cocoa comic would be an awfully big adventure, valid questions

if you haven’t died in a cocoa comic, you haven’t truly lived

(kinda) one year ago today: cocoasso

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i got hacked, but it was by a kinda funny hacker

August 23, 2012 at 1:47 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged cocoa's computer is named gertrude, hacker, hackers are @$$holes, how rude, internet, just say no to computer viruses, people are ruthless on the internet, technologies, thank you j for twitterizing cocoa, twitter, website

guys! recently my twitters got hacked

i received an email from a real nice man who informed me

that i was sending some weirdy spam messages.

i never even sent a DM in my life so i knew i got hacked.

i peeped my outgoing messages and there were tons!

to my own followers, people i follow, and some complete strangers.

but the hacker messages were kinda funny!!

one of them simply said “I’m gonna stab you”

which actually sounds like me…

anyway, here are some of my favorite hacker messages!

okay that last one is clearly not me. i would never eat fat free yogurt!

i like to believe this hacker was trying out their material

and i really think they should take their act on the road!

but seriously no more hacking. that’s just plain rude.

oh and since we’re on the subject, if you don’t already follow me on twitter

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER.

who knows maybe you’ll get a kooky DM from me someday!

one year ago today: put on some tasty jams and shake ya thang

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now i am under neighborhood watch

April 10, 2012 at 10:15 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged bein sneaky, cocoa is a pro with straws and sneakiness, don't let this happen to you, hide and seek, how rude, neighbors, this is not what it looks like (ok yes it is), wont you be my neighbor?, you're doing it wrong

sometimes when j and i go for a walk i run away and hide somewhere.

like around a corner, behind a mailbox, up in a tree, under a truck.

cept this last time i was hiding in my neighbor’s bushes.

turns out he was sitting on his front deck

& was real weirded out about me sneaking around in his yard.

i was all

“can we have this conversation later? you’re really blowin up my spot”

one year ago today: chad is a fellow snail lover

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musta been that 4th shot of tequila…

February 24, 2012 at 11:33 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged better to ask for forgiveness than permission, forgetting what you did last night but then having a flashback and bein like oh no!, forgive me?, gettin your drank on, how rude, i made a mistake, if you think you been a bad friend you needa start actin right!, sometimes i am bad, sorry bout that yall, wonky eyes means you're drinkly duuuh

steve, if you’re reading this: SORRY.

i promise i won’t cut your breaks, so please return my calls, kthx.

let this be a lesson to us all.

one year ago today: j is a man after cocoa’s own ice creamed heart

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it’s just part of the chloe experience

January 31, 2012 at 1:55 PM · Filed under cocoa j, einstein & chloe ·Tagged bad to the bone, dogs, how rude, meeting new friends, pets, rite of passage, that means she likes you, these dogs got the worst breath, you can't judge a book by its cover but you can tell by the smell or if the pages stick together

annnnd just be glad it wasn’t einstein. his breff is f’real toxic.

one year ago today: cocoa’s sleep walking/talking plagues j

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if you want frans, you gotta act right

December 9, 2011 at 2:33 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged caring bout your friends, don't make me sass you, fran drescher, friends, how rude, if you think you been a bad friend you needa start actin right!, there's no such thing as too nice but there is such as thing as RUDE AS F***, who cares bout jerks anyway, why the heck you goin around hurtin my feelings all willly nilly?

one year ago today: why did cocoa have to be in line behind this lady?

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one day terry did not ever get online

December 1, 2011 at 11:00 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j, terry ·Tagged don't let this happen to you, don't make me sass you, getting the facts, how rude, if you didn't talk so crazy i wouldn't have to scream at you, internet, online, true friendship, valid questions, yelling about stuff

don’t you ever do that to us again

one year ago today: today is the beginning of hanukkah!!

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sometimes you gotta scream at your car

October 12, 2011 at 10:17 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged automobile, do you have a license to drive a car down the steps?, don't make me kill you!, driving, how rude, i'm busy doin thangs but i'd rather be drawlin pitchers for you, not cool, takin care of business, vroom!

this car been makin me as mad as hell & i'm not going to take it anymore!

one year ago today: some people need sense screamed into their ears

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