Posts Tagged grown up

picking what to grow up to be is confusing

when i was real little
i wanted to be a cowgirl when i grew up

growing-up-is-hard-amirite-2

but then i grew up a little bit
and realized i wanted to be a ballerina

growing-up-is-hard-amirite-3

but i only wanted to be ballerina until
i learned about jane goodall and primates and stuff
then i wanted to be a primate zoologist

growing-up-is-hard-amirite-1

now i’m kinda almost grown up
and i’m not even any of those things!

but sometimes i like to put on my cowgirl boots
and my super fancy tutu
and watch some old-timey jane goodall documentaries on vhs

what did you wanna be?!

one year ago today: j ate all of cocoa’s gummy vitamins
(kinda) two years ago today: the least screamy bug situation ever
(kinda) three years ago today: j & cocoa finally go to the beach!
four years ago today: today, we have a graph:

Comments (2)

i am a productive member of society

i-am-a-productive-member-of-society

i mean, sometimes.

sometimes i am a productive member of society.

same-diff!

Leave a Comment

this groundhog’s day eve we took it real easy

last year on groundhog’s day eve, me & punxsutawney phil raged.

HARD.

so hard, in fact, he was a mess for the groundhog festivities!

this year, we took it reeeaaaal easy.

the-groundhog-cant-hold-his-liquor

he had work in the AM

and he’s a total lightweight!

phil says spring is gonna come early this year,

which is good news cause i love the spring.

HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!

one year ago today: happy groundhog day!

two years ago today: forget shadows! what happens if he sees a cocoa?

three years ago today: “if given the option…” or “uh, DUH”

Leave a Comment

NEWS FLASH: balloon animals are not just for kids

there was a man twisting balloon animals at the park

so of course i hadda get one!

sure i got a few judgey looks from parents when i was standing in line

but it was TOTALLY WORTH IT

(i got a balloon sword!)

besides, who ever said balloons are just for kids, anyway?

same goes for ball pits and bounce houses…

why do children get all the cool fun shit?!

Comments (1)

i got carded at the adult toy store

i went to some adult toy shops to find party favors for

my bffs2g’s bachelorette party.

several of these places asked to see my ID.

boy i bet he was real embarrassed when he saw i am of age!

(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa is goin on a lil weekend trip to see the fam

Comments (1)

oh no. i’m goin to jail now, huh?


a lil girl in the neighborhood thinks I am her age :/

why don’t I have the courage to tell her I’m a grown up? maybe if I finally came clean, she would quit with the pizza party invites (I have a hard enough time turning down pizza as it is and I’m running out of excuses).

(kinda) one year ago today: j makes the darndest toasts

Leave a Comment

weird interview was weird

NOT. INTERESTED.

Comments (1)

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 123 other followers

%d bloggers like this: