there’s a truck here in LA that has the best hotdogs you could ever axe for.
they even got veggie ones
which is perfect for a cocoa who doesn’t eat any meat.
the first time i ever had a wien hot dog, i actually ate two
then i jumped around in a bounce house and got real pukey
after that j & i split another one!
they’re that good.
one year ago today: einstein likes to oversee housework
and just because: one day j & cocoa are gonna jetpack off this planet
i love outer space.
i wish i could go and float around just like in a lazy river
or some other thing that’s floaty & relaxing.
one year ago today: a peep into cocoa’s workshop
THIS IS A HUNDRED PER CENT TRUE STORY:
when j & i were on vacation, we ordered room service. it was fancy!
the best part was when i opened my napkin…
SIX — YES, 6 — spoons fell out!
i felt like the luckiest girl in the world. i couldn’t even bleeve it!
meanwhile, however…
j got ZERO spoons.
so i gave all my silverwares to j and ate with my hands.
the end.
one year ago today: cocoa’s neighb has 4 dogs; that’s too many
note: please do not use this diagram to your advantage
one year ago: morgan prefers a self-given nickname
YAYAYAYAYYYY!
one year ago today: cocoa the hero, saving lives
*cept when there are screaming babies next to you, which is always
one year ago today: from: the bottom of the place where cocoa’s heart used to be, to: j
if you barrel roll, cocoa expects you to continue to barrel roll every time you see her
one year ago today: cocoa thinks you’re awesome!
