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cocoa’s vehicular dreams

i drive a truck.

it’s big, especially compared to me.

i’m sure it’s real funny to see me hoisting myself up in there,

or climbing out of it,

still — strangers are always asking me the same dang question:

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a girl can dream!

and this one dreams BIG.

VROOM VROOM!

one year ago today: cocoa the muhjishun

two years ago today: cocoa the dream interpreter

three years ago today: all lil girls are afraid of sleepy bear

(kinda) four years ago today: cocoa watches j put foot in mouth:

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einstein is the worst driver, actually

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even if you are a mega terrible driver,

einstein is worse!

he doesn’t even have a license

& he can’t even reach the peddles or see over the steering wheel.

 

(kinda) one year ago today: i would like to be taller than someone

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sometimes you gotta scream at your car

this car been makin me as mad as hell & i'm not going to take it anymore!

one year ago today: some people need sense screamed into their ears

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cocoa is learnin lessons from traffic school

well sheesh, who knew? i been doin it wrong this whole time!

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getting in the car and driving far away

road trip means junk food and peeing on the side of the road

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