drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb)

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j ate all of cocoa’s gummy vitamins

May 1, 2012 at 11:13 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), for your health, gummy vitamins, i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her, medical information is beneficial to your health, valid points, vitamins, XL is a great size for a XS

when i was outta town j did not feel like making any food for himself

so he just ate all my gummy vitamins

it ain't right

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all i wanna do is make the rockin world go round

April 4, 2012 at 11:13 AM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged doughnut is a fancy way to spell donut, drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), for your health, one time someone said i was juicy and i gave them the stink eye because that aint right, physical fitness, queen, tough decisions, work out

alternate title: i will use any excuse to not work out.

on the way to the gym I pass at least 6 donut shops. yes, LA’s got a ton of em. more than any other city, in fact! (I actually don’t know that for a fact, but I’m gonna stand by that until someone tells me otherwise.) when I was workin out the other day, I couldn’t stop thinking about all the things I’d rather be doing. like eating donuts for example.

also: sleeping, watching tv, writing a letter to my congressperson, driving my car off a cliff. basically anything that entails not working out. THEN one of the tastiest jams started to play from the gym’s speakers: Queen’s Fat Bottomed Girls.

that’s when i decided to get my shit together and GTFO.

okay — the truth is, I waited until the song was over. THEN I left.

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i got carded at the adult toy store

March 5, 2012 at 12:49 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged adult, drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), embarrassing, grown up, preenis enlargement emails, privates, sessy!, shopping, valid questions, yelling about stuff

i went to some adult toy shops to find party favors for

my bffs2g’s bachelorette party.

several of these places asked to see my ID.

boy i bet he was real embarrassed when he saw i am of age!

(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa is goin on a lil weekend trip to see the fam

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i think j knows somethin & he’s just not tellin me

January 23, 2012 at 11:36 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged chocolate milk, drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), i can just tell ya been bad, j can drink a gallon of chocolate milk in a day, the sad part about all this is it's true, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE J JUST ADMIT WHAT YOU DONE, trickery!, valid questions, we call it cm

yesterday i bought two 1/2 gallons of chocolate milks.

today there are two empty 1/2 gallons of chocolate milks in the recycling bin.

i wonder if he knows he has a chocolate milk mustache

(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa and j love those photo booths

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oh no. i’m goin to jail now, huh?

September 26, 2011 at 2:40 PM · Filed under cocoa j ·Tagged cocoa is the kinda adult that hangs out at that park alone waiting for the ice cream man to wheel on through, drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), grown up, jail, lil girls, neighbors, pizza in the mornin pizza in the evenin pizza at suppatime!, prison, the sad part about all this is it's true, you know how i feel bout birthdays

a lil girl in the neighborhood thinks I am her age :/

why don’t I have the courage to tell her I’m a grown up? maybe if I finally came clean, she would quit with the pizza party invites (I have a hard enough time turning down pizza as it is and I’m running out of excuses).

(kinda) one year ago today: j makes the darndest toasts