Posts Tagged dogs

sometimes i am dumb

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to answer your question it was like a lil chihuahua corgi mix.

those are called chigis!

THEY ARE REAL CUTE.

(kinda) one year ago today: my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*

three years ago today: do it right or don’t do it at all!

four years ago today: toast toasting toast!

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great minds think asimilar

sometimes e & i are on the same page.

other times…

not so much.

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close enough, right?

RIGHT?

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e : cocoa :: george : einstein

e & i have been friends for a long time.

like, 20 years!

but never once did i get to be the taller one.

oh except for that one time i was standing on the roof

and she was on the ground

and okay

i know that doesn’t really even count.

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i guess it just makes sense that when she finally got a puppy (george!)

he was already waaaay bigger than einstein will ever be

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even with the size difference, einstein is the boss dog.

e : cocoa :: george : einstein

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oh, p.s. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!

one year ago today: february is dental health month

two years ago today: cocoa lost her shoes in the event of a samwich run

three years ago today: new york believes in soda tax?!

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einstein is the worst driver, actually

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even if you are a mega terrible driver,

einstein is worse!

he doesn’t even have a license

& he can’t even reach the peddles or see over the steering wheel.

 

(kinda) one year ago today: i would like to be taller than someone

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apparently dogs can have their own dogs

since we lost our chloe girl, einstein has been acting wonky.

so i took him to the vet.

the doctor told me einstein is depressed!

i asked if he needed to go on dog antidepressants,

i don’t think she thought it was funny.

do you know what the heck she prescribed for poor ein’s broken heart?!

she told me that einstein needs a puppy.

i didn’t know a dog could have a dog,

but the idea is really funny to me.

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the thing is, having a dog is a big responsibility,

especially if you are a dog!

if i get him a puppy, who is gonna feed it

or take it for a walk & clean up it’s doodie?

if einstein wants a puppy so bad, he needs to prove he can take care of it.

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maybe if he gets a job

and starts pulling his weight (~7 pounds) around the house

then i will consider getting him a puppy.

(kinda) one year ago today: one day terry did not ever get online

two years ago today: potatoes + oils + flours = latkes

three years ago today: robrobrob and cocoa’s daycation

 

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einstein’s thanksgiving feast

 

one year ago today: cocoa won the spoon lottery

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happy halloweens everybody!

RAWR!

this is einstein in his t-rex costume.

hope all yall have a happy halloween!

eat lotsa candy and have fun.

but also be safe, k?

one year ago today: HAPPY HALLOWEENS!

two years ago today: halloween = free candy!

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happy birthday chloe & einstein!

today i celebrate two of my favorite people, chloe & einstein.

6 years ago today, einstein was born.

one of his greatest accomplishments is having the biggest, baddest smell attached to such a tiny body. i don’t know how he does it, but it’s really impressive.

we celebrate chloe’s birthday today, too, since we don’t exactly know when chloe was born. but we have decided that she was definitely born at some point and time.

and i’m really glad she was born. she’s a really classy lady and she doesn’t look a day over 8.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FURBABIES!!!!!!!!!!1

one year ago today: today is einstein & chloe’s birthday!!!

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