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age is just a number or whatever

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

it’s been a minute since cocoa’s updated around here!

i definitely miss drawling pictures for you,

but you know sometimes life gets in the way

and picture-drawling goes on the back burner.

aside from the holidays which are always hectic,

i’ve been working hard for the money,

eating all the candy,

preparing for einstein’s upcoming surgery,

keeping j’s wig on straight,

having an existential crisis of my own,

and then i was in a car accident!

(don’t worry i’m fine, but the car = broken forever.)

hopefully now that i’ve gotten some things settled

i can get back to posting my drawlings on the regular!

anyway!! without further ado:

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age is just a number especially when you are hung over

a hang over blows at any age!

(kinda) one year ago today: don’t forget, hate is a very strong word

(kinda) two years ago today: womens can be ruthless bout men’s ignorance

three years ago today: 2011 just started an cocoa already stepped in doodie

(kinda) four years ago today: old people are so kooky!

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cocoa’s vehicular dreams

i drive a truck.

it’s big, especially compared to me.

i’m sure it’s real funny to see me hoisting myself up in there,

or climbing out of it,

still — strangers are always asking me the same dang question:

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a girl can dream!

and this one dreams BIG.

VROOM VROOM!

one year ago today: cocoa the muhjishun

two years ago today: cocoa the dream interpreter

three years ago today: all lil girls are afraid of sleepy bear

(kinda) four years ago today: cocoa watches j put foot in mouth:

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einstein is the worst driver, actually

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even if you are a mega terrible driver,

einstein is worse!

he doesn’t even have a license

& he can’t even reach the peddles or see over the steering wheel.

 

(kinda) one year ago today: i would like to be taller than someone

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i’mma thrill seeker! i wanna ride a motorcycle

i imagine it’d go somethin like this: WAAAAHHHHH!

one year ago today: the mens of blipsy barcade

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LIES: the cabbie told me he dint even like candy



one year ago today: chloe & einstein want to be santa’s helpers, too

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sometimes you gotta scream at your car

this car been makin me as mad as hell & i'm not going to take it anymore!

one year ago today: some people need sense screamed into their ears

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the toy shoppe is having a store-wide 25% off sale

she who dies with the most toys wins

one year ago today: if you don’t got lots goin on, ya get nosy

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