drawlin and pretendin to diet is like our bffs2g M.O.
we’ve had a lottaaaa practice.
especially with that second one.
one year ago today: it’s NEVER pizza’s fault
(kinda) two years ago today: for sleepy bear’s sake, thank god it’s friday
four years ago today: cat aids – it’s comin back!
BEFORE FEASTING
AFTER
i’m pregnant with a food baby
actually i think it’s twins
(i went for seconds)
P.S. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
two years ago today: speaking of candy joo-ree — ATOMIC DOG
what about you?
do you choose CANDY or LOOKING GOOD?
(circle one)
there is not a single orange julius slash dairy queen in los angeles!
you gotta get outta the city to find one
and if you live near one, i bet you are thinking who gives a dang?
but you don’t know what you got till it’s gone
something like that anyway.
so yesterday i was way far outside LA and i happened upon…
!!!!!!
after i stopped screaming, reality set it.
i had a decision to make.
should i get an original orange julius
or a dairy queen chocolate hand dipped cone?
this is serious business.
i haven’t been to a OJ/DQ in years!
and i dunno when i’ll ever be at one again!!
so when it was my turn to order
i did what any logical person would do:
i got both
NO REGRETS PLUS YOLO OR WHATEVER.
one year ago today: cocoa: destroyer of piñatas
two years ago today: cocoa made this dino cake for j’s birthday!
c’mon a little jelly bean in the bed never hurt anyone!
*or skittles, bubble gums, cheez-its, etc.
one year ago today: the weather was pretty, now it’s doodie-esque
i haven’t eaten anything but candies since easter sunday
let’s face it, it’s not gonna eat itself! waste not, want not, etc.
it’s been a rollercoaster.
the highs of a sugar rush to the lows of the inevitable crash.
one year ago today: since j had surgeries cocoa is his nurse
two years ago today: oh you want maths? i’ll give ya maths!
cocoa loves mac n chee, but this is just as dumb as "the cookie diet"
cocoa teaches nutritional classes on tuesdays at thundersen vacational facilities
one year ago today: cocoa & calli’s health lessons:
