a few weeks ago i shared some really funny google search terms
that people had used to find cocoa likes this!
now i bring you…
THE PERVERT EDITION!
these are actual search terms that lead visitors here.
panties on head
cocoa ass - NOT appropriate
cocoas boobies - doubly NOT appropriate (because there are 2, get it?)
excellent fap material - why just settle for regular if you can have EXCELLENT
what is a boner
mans big boner
a mans boner
reality tv boners – there is no such thing, reality tv is the opposite of boners
the adult toy.com
i wanna lick your toes
dont fap for a day - that is asking a lot of a person!
wanna fap you
so yeah i apologize to anyone who came across this site
looking for something smexy
only to find cute stick figures of a girl who loves candy and screaming.
true story: one time when i was like 9, my big brother was having some of his friends over. we were watching that movie Jack with Robin Williams and the kids in the movie were saying they wish they got a boner for christmas. and i asked “what is a boner” and no one said anything, so i asked my mom in front of all these poor pubescent boys. she said “do you really want to know?” and i was like “duh!” but when she whispered it in my ear, i screamed “EWWWWW” and they all looked very ashamed. that is how i learned what a boner is. also, why none of em ever wanted to hang out with me again.
(kinda) one year ago today: DOG NEWS!