since we lost our chloe girl, einstein has been acting wonky.
so i took him to the vet.
the doctor told me einstein is depressed!
i asked if he needed to go on dog antidepressants,
i don’t think she thought it was funny.
do you know what the heck she prescribed for poor ein’s broken heart?!
she told me that einstein needs a puppy.
i didn’t know a dog could have a dog,
but the idea is really funny to me.

the thing is, having a dog is a big responsibility,
especially if you are a dog!
if i get him a puppy, who is gonna feed it
or take it for a walk & clean up it’s doodie?
if einstein wants a puppy so bad, he needs to prove he can take care of it.


maybe if he gets a job
and starts pulling his weight (~7 pounds) around the house
then i will consider getting him a puppy.
(kinda) one year ago today: one day terry did not ever get online
two years ago today: potatoes + oils + flours = latkes
three years ago today: robrobrob and cocoa’s daycation








