cocoa likes this!

cocoa likes this! http://cocoalikesthis.com Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:33:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/df0d1d711a7e4425046841ecd8c819d8?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png cocoa likes this! http://cocoalikesthis.com musta been that 4th shot of tequila… http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/24/musta-been-that-4th-shot-of-tequila/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/24/musta-been-that-4th-shot-of-tequila/#comments Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:33:12 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4637 ]]>

steve, if you’re reading this: SORRY.

i promise i won’t cut your breaks, so please return my calls, kthx.

let this be a lesson to us all.

one year ago today: j is a man after cocoa’s own ice creamed heart

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: better to ask for forgiveness than permission, forgetting what you did last night but then having a flashback and bein like oh no!, forgive me?, gettin your drank on, how rude, i made a mistake, if you think you been a bad friend you needa start actin right!, sometimes i am bad, sorry bout that yall, wonky eyes means you're drinkly duuuh

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/24/musta-been-that-4th-shot-of-tequila/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis 4-tequila-shots-is-what-got-into-me-1 4-tequila-shots-is-what-got-into-me-2 4-tequila-shots-is-what-got-into-me-3 4-tequila-shots-is-what-got-into-me-4 4-tequila-shots-is-what-got-into-me-5 4-tequila-shots-is-what-got-into-me-6 happy birthday chloe & einstein! http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/22/happy-birthday-chloe-einstein/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/22/happy-birthday-chloe-einstein/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:37:15 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4630 ]]> today i celebrate two of my favorite people, chloe & einstein.

6 years ago today, einstein was born.

one of his greatest accomplishments is having the biggest, baddest smell attached to such a tiny body. i don’t know how he does it, but it’s really impressive.

we celebrate chloe’s birthday today, too, since we don’t exactly know when chloe was born. but we have decided that she was definitely born at some point and time.

and i’m really glad she was born. she’s a really classy lady and she doesn’t look a day over 8.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FURBABIES!!!!!!!!!!1

one year ago today: today is einstein & chloe’s birthday!!!

Filed under: einstein & chloe Tagged: birthdays, celebrations, cocoa loves dogs, doggy love, dogs, einstein was officially born on February 22 and since chloe was found in a dumpster we let her have a birthday today too, pets, smelliest dog, these dogs are sick an they're never gonna get any better, these dogs got the worst breath

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one year ago today: on president’s day: a tribute to cocoa’s favorite one

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: .gif, boobies, celebrations, censorship, mardi gras, sorry mom!, teeties, yams, you gotta be good tomorrow so go ahead and be real bad today

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i hear ya LOUD AND CLEAR

one year ago today: this is tyson destroying cocoa’s faith in humanity:

Filed under: cocoa j, j Tagged: boner boner boner, bridezillas made me lose all faith in humanity, j is the boss, privates, reality television, the sad part about all this is it's true, tv, valid points, what j says goes, you've been warned!

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/17/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-a-hazard-to-boners/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis HOUSE-WIVES-OF-BEVERLY-HILLS-IS-A-HAZARD-TO-YOUR-MANS-BONERS WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/16/welcome-to-the-internets/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/16/welcome-to-the-internets/#comments Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:23:58 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4608 ]]>

sorry, but are you new here?

jk jk but for real, reading internet comments is not for the faint of heart

(even my gramma knows that)

one year ago today: cocoa the space cadet

Filed under: cocoa j, tyson Tagged: haters gonna hate, internet, NOOBZ ever-where, people are ruthless on the internet, the innernettes, the sad part about all this is it's true, there's no such thing as too nice but there is such as thing as RUDE AS F***

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/16/welcome-to-the-internets/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis are-you-new-to-the-innernette-1 are-you-new-to-the-innernette-2 are-you-new-to-the-innernette-3 HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/14/happy-valentines-day/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/14/happy-valentines-day/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:43:21 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4603 ]]> whether you love valentine’s day or hate it, i like you a lot.

deal with it!

this is the card i made for j:

if yes, SHOW ME YOUR BOOTY!

if no, WALK THE PLANK.

here is the valentine j made for me:

see, he is actually pretty crafty.

oh yeah, one more thing… I LOVE J! sorry sorry, i’m done now.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVER-BODY!!!

one year ago today: we’re sick an we’re never gonna get better.

Filed under: cocoa j, crafty thangs, j Tagged: cocoa loves j, craft time, happy valentines day (ever day the fourteenth!), in the loves, pirate's life for me, shameless PDA (sorry), this is what love looks like! a bleedy heart!, valentine's day

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scrabble cheez-its!

(kinda) one year ago today: dammit! this was sposed to be a surprise

Filed under: other stuff that cocoa likes Tagged: anything cheese, cheez-its, om nom nom, playing with your food, yum

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/13/cocoa-plays-with-her-food/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis cocoa-likes-cheezits nothin to see here folks! http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/09/nothin-to-see-here-folks-2/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/09/nothin-to-see-here-folks-2/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:33:53 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4594 ]]>

i was just returning some videotapes, no big dealio

(kinda) one year ago today: once she starts video gamin, she can’t stop

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: bideo is the new video FYI, human blood, killed someone need an alibi, murder she wrote, sometimes i am bad, this is not what it looks like (ok yes it is)

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/09/nothin-to-see-here-folks-2/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis OH-ME-I-WAS-JUST-CHASING-BUTTERFLIES FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/07/from-the-vault-everybody-got-fap-material/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/07/from-the-vault-everybody-got-fap-material/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:01:35 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4590 ]]> i drew this comic bout a year ago.

then j banned it from ever seeing the light of day.

last week he was givin me a speech like, “don’t ever let anyone censor you!”

after reminding him of this comic, he is now letting me post it.

don’t be embarrassed, you should be flattered!

one year ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips

Filed under: cocoa j, j Tagged: bein sneaky, better to ask for forgiveness than permission, censorship, fap material, FROM THE VAULT, j is really shy and that's just the way he is, j is the boss, never before seeen, photo shoot, sessy!, surprises, the sad part about all this is it's true, true story

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/07/from-the-vault-everybody-got-fap-material/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis fap-material-duuuuuuh VOTE PLZ: bffs2g t-shirt contest http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/03/vote-plz-bffs2g-t-shirt-contest/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/03/vote-plz-bffs2g-t-shirt-contest/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:40:43 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4583 ]]> will you do me a favor? if you got a minute & a heart beatin in your chest,

head over to threadless & vote for 2 t-shirts designed by ellekarel, my bffs2g.

vote for pin-UPlifting here

vote for quirky & lovable here

kthx, you’re the best!

one year ago today: A: it’s either cookies, candies or ice creams

Filed under: elizabiff Tagged: best friends since second grade, bffs2g, contests, do me a lil favor plz? kthx, friends, t-shirt, true friendship

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/03/vote-plz-bffs2g-t-shirt-contest/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis elle-karel-vote-plz-2 elle-karel-vote-plz-1 happy groundhog day! http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/02/happy-groundhog-day/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/02/happy-groundhog-day/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:09:07 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4573 ]]> look, i feel real bad about this but phil is not gonna be able to make it today.

last night we went out to celebrate his big day & he raged pretty hard.

how the heck was i spose to know he can’t handle his liquor?!

plus he’s a TERRIBLE dancer.

one year ago today: forget shadows! what happens if he sees a cocoa?

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: celebrations, don't, don't tell j he gets jealous, gettin your drank on, groundhog, hang-over, happy groundhog day!, holiday, i feel shame, marmota momax is a fancy word for groundhog, party time usa, Punxsutawney Phil

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/02/happy-groundhog-day/feed/ 1 cocoalikesthis so-i-got-phil-a-lil-drunk-my-bad-1 so-i-got-phil-a-lil-drunk-my-bad-2 so-i-got-phil-a-lil-drunk-my-bad-3 so-i-got-phil-a-lil-drunk-my-bad-4 february is dental health month http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/01/february-is-dental-health-month/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/01/february-is-dental-health-month/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:29:05 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4569 ]]>

plus floss. dentists LOVE flossers.

one year ago today: cocoa lost her shoes in the event of a samwich run

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: admittedly dental health month sounds real boring, brush, brush & floss, dental health, dentist, medical information is beneficial to your health, sugar teeth, teeth

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/02/01/february-is-dental-health-month/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis national-teeth-month it’s just part of the chloe experience http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/01/31/its-just-part-of-the-chloe-experience/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/01/31/its-just-part-of-the-chloe-experience/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:55:11 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.wordpress.com/?p=4560 ]]>

annnnd just be glad it wasn’t einstein. his breff is f’real toxic.

one year ago today: cocoa’s sleep walking/talking plagues j

Filed under: cocoa j, einstein & chloe Tagged: bad to the bone, dogs, how rude, meeting new friends, pets, rite of passage, that means she likes you, these dogs got the worst breath, you can't judge a book by its cover but you can tell by the smell or if the pages stick together

]]> http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/01/31/its-just-part-of-the-chloe-experience/feed/ 0 cocoalikesthis she-is-really-doing-you-an-honor-1 she-is-really-doing-you-an-honor-2 she-is-really-doing-you-an-honor-3 she-is-really-doing-you-an-honor-4 i think about all kindsa things, not just candy http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/01/26/i-think-about-all-kindsa-things-not-just-candy/ http://cocoalikesthis.com/2012/01/26/i-think-about-all-kindsa-things-not-just-candy/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:59:45 +0000 cocoalikesthis http://cocoalikesthis.com/?p=4545 ]]>

also, i think bout being on a deserted island

and having to eat the remains of the ones you love just to survive.

plus rainbows. j tried to explain them to me, but i just don’t get it.

one year ago today: cocoa witnessed the worst birthday pinata ever

Filed under: cocoa j, j Tagged: conteplating serious matters, day dreaming, don't tell j he gets jealous, i don't has a celebrity crush but if i did it would be jason statham, mens, sometimes people think cocoa is not-smart because she is so kooky, terry, thinking bout stuff

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