cocoa likes this!

cocoa is a little soda junkie

cocoalikesthis — Tue, 29 May 2012 16:59:05 +0000

i love soda pop. i haven’t had any in like a whole week!

it’s starting to wear on me.

do you got a favorite kinda soda?

i do. ALL OF THEM.

(kinda) one year ago today: GET OVER HERE YA LONG WEEKEND!

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: for your health, if i can't drink soda then what's the point?!, serious issues, soda junkie, soda party, soda pop, sodie pop, the first step is admitting you have a problem but don't worry guys i got it under control

j’s got his own language, no big deal

cocoalikesthis — Thu, 24 May 2012 13:45:06 +0000

man i bet in some alternate universe j is the king and friturday is the day of the week where everyone worships him. and it’s always happy hour.

one year ago today: cocoa climbs on stuff to be able to reach real high

Filed under: cocoa j, j Tagged: a whole new world, alternate universes and shit, alternative communication, i'm not crazy you're crazy, j is the boss, making thangs, thinking bout stuff, use your words

to my little sister on her 16th birthday

cocoalikesthis — Tue, 22 May 2012 19:28:58 +0000

click the image to make it, ya know, legible and stuff

one year ago today: oh lordy: cocoa’s baby sister turns 15 today

Filed under: cocoa j, mickookoo, the fam Tagged: big/little sister, cocoa has a little sister, family, happy birthday!!, there's at least one person on the planet that shares your birthday, waiting a whole year for your next birthday is actually hard work

i’mma laundromat n00b

cocoalikesthis — Fri, 18 May 2012 22:12:29 +0000

i hadda use the laundromat to do laundry this week.

the lady who owns the place gave me a present for bein a first time customer.

i know you’re wonderin what she gave me…

it’s some kinda stretchy exercise cord thingy.

i’m not positive what it is, the directions are in korean.

but who cares? free shit is free shit is free shit!

one year ago today: OH NO!: pillow fight gone wrong

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: dirty clothes, do you know how i feel about presents?, free stuff is awesome, giving gifts for no raisin is magic, laundromat, laundry, laundry day!, whatta noob

remembering things is so overrated anyway

cocoalikesthis — Tue, 15 May 2012 21:25:39 +0000

(kinda) one year ago today: the nicest thing anyone ever said to me

Filed under: cocoa j, kim Tagged: for your health, forgetting what you did last night but then having a flashback and bein like oh no!, old habits die hard, replacing one vice with another, smoke weed erry day, sometimes i forget, yeah she even got colors in her hairs!

what does it take to be in a cocoa comic?

cocoalikesthis — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:12:40 +0000

jk yall this only applies to terry.

everbody knows you just gotta gimme some inspirado.

then you will magically find yourself in a comic. see? easy!

one year ago today: j is very private about his work out schedule

Filed under: cocoa j, terry Tagged: better to ask for forgiveness than permission, cocoa is a hard ass, don't worry it's just a flesh wound, just playin yall i would never do that, kick in the nuts, sometimes i am bad, valid questions, violence is not the answer

way to kill no. 46: push off a cliff

cocoalikesthis — Wed, 09 May 2012 16:32:48 +0000

while they’re plunging to their death they can take in all the scenery.

you’re actually doing them a favor!

one year ago today: before visiting frads in alaska, cocoa never even seen a real-life chief singing at the super market

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: don't make me kill you!, don't really end anyone's life that ain't right, i'm not crazy you're crazy, if you're reading this that means you're still alive, it's good to be alive, killed someone need an alibi, murder she wrote, ways to kill

¡ay caramba, it’s CINCO DE MAYO!

cocoalikesthis — Sat, 05 May 2012 17:03:03 +0000

j & i been practicing all week in preparation for cinco de mayo.

what can i say? we like to fiesta!

one year ago today: ¡feliz cinco de mayo!

two years ago today: ¡happy cinco de mayo!

Filed under: cocoa j, j Tagged: cinco de mayo, eat lotsa dips and whatnot!, favorite pastime, fiesta, gettin your drank on, holiday, it's time to party hard, j tells cocoa that she is the only person who asks for "tasty boozey" as a drink modifier, margarita, mexicoma

my brother says i am a bad wingman

cocoalikesthis — Thu, 03 May 2012 20:57:05 +0000

i try real hard but i am super terrible bout helping my big brother pick up girls

at least i dint say “brover and sisterrrrr!” like i used to.

see? i try to be good. it’s just that sometimes i forget.

one year ago today: NEED: a giant turtle to ride around on the beach

Filed under: cocoa j, graham Tagged: bro bro, brother and sister, cocoa likes her big brother, cocoa's dating services, i made a mistake, sometimes i am bad, this guy is single why don't you go out with him, wombmates, worst wingman ever and not just because i am not a man but because i am actually really really terrible at it

j ate all of cocoa’s gummy vitamins

cocoalikesthis — Tue, 01 May 2012 18:13:40 +0000

when i was outta town j did not feel like making any food for himself

so he just ate all my gummy vitamins

it ain't right

Filed under: cocoa j, j Tagged: drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), for your health, gummy vitamins, i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her, medical information is beneficial to your health, valid points, vitamins, XL is a great size for a XS

to my bffs2g on her wedding day

cocoalikesthis — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 15:29:44 +0000

today my best friend forever since 2nd grade is getting married

what you can’t see is me, just out of shot.

i am real bad at weddings. i always cry. HARD.

alright — i’ll show you, but it ain’t pretty.

see? embarrassing.

congratulations morgan & elizabeth!!

i love you both & i’ll try to be on my best behavior today.

well, until the reception… that’s when i’m gonna go balls out.

love,

cocoa

Filed under: cocoa j, elizabiff, morgan alexander Tagged: best friends since second grade, bffs2g, celebrations, in the loves, let them eat cake, today i am missing j a lot and i wish he was here too but he kinda is because i brought a giant cut out of his handsome head and i've been toting it around like a real crazy person, true friendship, wedding

j tries to trick me to not-go on a trip

cocoalikesthis — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:52:02 +0000

TYPICAL

one year ago today: the only time you’ll ever hear cocoa admit:

Filed under: cocoa j, j Tagged: cocoa has been traveling and missing j but mostly just missing j, get outta town, hide and seek, i believe i can fly, j only did the dishes once and only cause cocoa was outta town, let's hope no weirdos talk to me at the airport amirite?, out of town, the sad part about all this is it's true, trickery!, trip

way to kill no. 88: electrocution

cocoalikesthis — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:00:52 +0000

the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.

then toss a toaster in there and zzzzZZZT!!

(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides

Filed under: cocoa j Tagged: danger, don't make me kill you!, don't really end anyone's life that ain't right, don't try this at home, electricity, i'm not crazy you're crazy, killed someone need an alibi, murder she wrote, ways to kill

my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*

cocoalikesthis — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:11:56 +0000

c’mon a little jelly bean in the bed never hurt anyone!

*or skittles, bubble gums, cheez-its, etc.

one year ago today: the weather was pretty, now it’s doodie-esque

Filed under: cocoa j, j Tagged: candies, candy, diet secrets, i wanna race card bed or a bunk bed i'm not picky, it's a mystery, pockets full of stuff, the sad part about all this is it's true, valid questions