when i was outta town j did not feel like making any food for himself
so he just ate all my gummy vitamins
it ain't right
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to my bffs2g on her wedding day
today my best friend forever since 2nd grade is getting married
what you can’t see is me, just out of shot.
i am real bad at weddings. i always cry. HARD.
alright — i’ll show you, but it ain’t pretty.
see? embarrassing.
congratulations morgan & elizabeth!!
i love you both & i’ll try to be on my best behavior today.
well, until the reception… that’s when i’m gonna go balls out.
love,
cocoa
Like this:
way to kill no. 88: electrocution
the catch is to convince them to take a relaaaaaxing bath.
then toss a toaster in there and zzzzZZZT!!
(kinda) one year ago today: j gives the best piggy back rides
my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*
c’mon a little jelly bean in the bed never hurt anyone!
*or skittles, bubble gums, cheez-its, etc.
one year ago today: the weather was pretty, now it’s doodie-esque
Like this:
i am well known in my apartment building
the other day when i was out, i ran into a lady who apparently lives in my building.
wow, way to put me on the spot, but…
yes, the answer is yes.
one year ago today: tyson is special brand of person
way to kill no 21: the choke out
be sure to choke em till their eyes roll back in their head.
otherwise they will regain consciousness & things get awkward.
one year ago today: uh-oh: j got cocoa a twitter account
so i been living on a diet of easter candy
i haven’t eaten anything but candies since easter sunday
let’s face it, it’s not gonna eat itself! waste not, want not, etc.
it’s been a rollercoaster.
the highs of a sugar rush to the lows of the inevitable crash.
one year ago today: since j had surgeries cocoa is his nurse
two years ago today: oh you want maths? i’ll give ya maths!
