i was wonderin why that whole batch of cookie dough only
yielded like 10 cookies opposed to 24
one year ago today: the day someone spilled multiple scalding coffees on cocoa, she won the office’s “wet t-shirt contest”
Archive for j
real housewives of beverly hills: a hazard to boners
i hear ya LOUD AND CLEAR
one year ago today: this is tyson destroying cocoa’s faith in humanity:
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
whether you love valentine’s day or hate it, i like you a lot.
deal with it!
this is the card i made for j:
if yes, SHOW ME YOUR BOOTY!
if no, WALK THE PLANK.
here is the valentine j made for me:
see, he is actually pretty crafty.
oh yeah, one more thing… I LOVE J! sorry sorry, i’m done now.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVER-BODY!!!
one year ago today: we’re sick an we’re never gonna get better.
Like this:
FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material
i drew this comic bout a year ago.
then j banned it from ever seeing the light of day.
last week he was givin me a speech like, “don’t ever let anyone censor you!”
after reminding him of this comic, he is now letting me post it.
don’t be embarrassed, you should be flattered!
one year ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips
Like this:
i think about all kindsa things, not just candy
also, i think bout being on a deserted island
and having to eat the remains of the ones you love just to survive.
plus rainbows. j tried to explain them to me, but i just don’t get it.
one year ago today: cocoa witnessed the worst birthday pinata ever
i think j knows somethin & he’s just not tellin me
yesterday i bought two 1/2 gallons of chocolate milks.
today there are two empty 1/2 gallons of chocolate milks in the recycling bin.
i wonder if he knows he has a chocolate milk mustache
(kinda) one year ago today: cocoa and j love those photo booths
cocoa & j can’t really focus on anythin cause we are in the middle of bein obsessed with this game
don’t ask me which game it is, but i’ll give you a hint: it’s an iphone game and it is real bad for if you have like a real life and are sposed to be doin things.
one year ago today: happy MLK day!
