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j’s got his own language, no big deal

May 24, 2012 at 6:45 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged a whole new world, alternate universes and shit, alternative communication, i'm not crazy you're crazy, j is the boss, making thangs, thinking bout stuff, use your words

man i bet in some alternate universe j is the king and friturday is the day of the week where everyone worships him. and it’s always happy hour.

one year ago today: cocoa climbs on stuff to be able to reach real high

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¡ay caramba, it’s CINCO DE MAYO!

May 5, 2012 at 10:03 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged cinco de mayo, eat lotsa dips and whatnot!, favorite pastime, fiesta, gettin your drank on, holiday, it's time to party hard, j tells cocoa that she is the only person who asks for "tasty boozey" as a drink modifier, margarita, mexicoma

j & i been practicing all week in preparation for cinco de mayo.

what can i say? we like to fiesta!

one year ago today: ¡feliz cinco de mayo!

two years ago today: ¡happy cinco de mayo!

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j ate all of cocoa’s gummy vitamins

May 1, 2012 at 11:13 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged drink lotsa milk and you can grow up to be as big and strong as cocoa (5 ft 100 lb), for your health, gummy vitamins, i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her, medical information is beneficial to your health, valid points, vitamins, XL is a great size for a XS

when i was outta town j did not feel like making any food for himself

so he just ate all my gummy vitamins

it ain't right

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j tries to trick me to not-go on a trip

April 25, 2012 at 5:52 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged cocoa has been traveling and missing j but mostly just missing j, get outta town, hide and seek, i believe i can fly, j only did the dishes once and only cause cocoa was outta town, let's hope no weirdos talk to me at the airport amirite?, out of town, the sad part about all this is it's true, trickery!, trip

TYPICAL

one year ago today: the only time you’ll ever hear cocoa admit:

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my pockets are usually filled with jelly beans*

April 20, 2012 at 11:11 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged valid questions, candy, diet secrets, candies, the sad part about all this is it's true, i wanna race card bed or a bunk bed i'm not picky, pockets full of stuff, it's a mystery

c’mon a little jelly bean in the bed never hurt anyone!

*or skittles, bubble gums, cheez-its, etc.

one year ago today: the weather was pretty, now it’s doodie-esque

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so i been living on a diet of easter candy

April 12, 2012 at 10:34 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged candy, candy explosion, candy for breakfast, cocoa likes candy!, cocoa makes 15¢ a minute which comes out to be enough for balloons candy & ice creams, diet secrets, easter, eating, for your health, livin the dream, unhealthy living, waste not want not

i haven’t eaten anything but candies since easter sunday

let’s face it, it’s not gonna eat itself! waste not, want not, etc.

it’s been a rollercoaster.

the highs of a sugar rush to the lows of the inevitable crash.

one year ago today: since j had surgeries cocoa is his nurse

two years ago today: oh you want maths? i’ll give ya maths!

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today i am the most proud of j

March 29, 2012 at 10:17 AM · Filed under cocoa j, j ·Tagged best of times, celebrations, j is a hero, j is the coolest, j is the only blogger on the planet who writes while being fed strings of cheese by a pretty lady, j is the smartest wizard a cocoa ever met, j sometimes says i need to think bout what i am saying and not talk so crazy all the time, shameless PDA (sorry), victory, whatta man whatta man whatta man what a mighty good man

as you prolly know, j the king of the interwebs & today he wrote his ten-thousandth article! that’s not a typo. it’s the number 10 with at least three zeros after it. so of course, i am real proud of him. i’m just not the best at expressing it, ya know?