steve, if you’re reading this: SORRY.
i promise i won’t cut your breaks, so please return my calls, kthx.
let this be a lesson to us all.
one year ago today: j is a man after cocoa’s own ice creamed heart
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happy birthday chloe & einstein!
today i celebrate two of my favorite people, chloe & einstein.
6 years ago today, einstein was born.
one of his greatest accomplishments is having the biggest, baddest smell attached to such a tiny body. i don’t know how he does it, but it’s really impressive.
we celebrate chloe’s birthday today, too, since we don’t exactly know when chloe was born. but we have decided that she was definitely born at some point and time.
and i’m really glad she was born. she’s a really classy lady and she doesn’t look a day over 8.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FURBABIES!!!!!!!!!!1
one year ago today: today is einstein & chloe’s birthday!!!
mardi gras! show your teeties, get joo-ree
one year ago today: on president’s day: a tribute to cocoa’s favorite one
real housewives of beverly hills: a hazard to boners
i hear ya LOUD AND CLEAR
one year ago today: this is tyson destroying cocoa’s faith in humanity:
WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS
sorry, but are you new here?
jk jk but for real, reading internet comments is not for the faint of heart
(even my gramma knows that)
one year ago today: cocoa the space cadet
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
whether you love valentine’s day or hate it, i like you a lot.
deal with it!
this is the card i made for j:
if yes, SHOW ME YOUR BOOTY!
if no, WALK THE PLANK.
here is the valentine j made for me:
see, he is actually pretty crafty.
oh yeah, one more thing… I LOVE J! sorry sorry, i’m done now.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVER-BODY!!!
one year ago today: we’re sick an we’re never gonna get better.
nothin to see here folks!
i was just returning some videotapes, no big dealio
(kinda) one year ago today: once she starts video gamin, she can’t stop
FROM THE VAULT: everybody got fap material
i drew this comic bout a year ago.
then j banned it from ever seeing the light of day.
last week he was givin me a speech like, “don’t ever let anyone censor you!”
after reminding him of this comic, he is now letting me post it.
don’t be embarrassed, you should be flattered!
one year ago today: to cocoa, the superbowl means lotsa dips
VOTE PLZ: bffs2g t-shirt contest
will you do me a favor? if you got a minute & a heart beatin in your chest,
head over to threadless & vote for 2 t-shirts designed by ellekarel, my bffs2g.
vote for quirky & lovable here
kthx, you’re the best!
one year ago today: A: it’s either cookies, candies or ice creams
